On the eve of the Battle for Lagrange City in the world of the One Ring—
"The Dark Alliance has already approached the Empire's core region! Swift River Fortress is holding back their advance!" A group of nobles in the Imperial Senate had been arguing chaotically when a battle report suddenly interrupted them.
A group of gray-haired nobles instantly fell silent. After staring blankly for a few seconds, they began arguing noisily again. Well... that was the specialty of the Imperial Senate's Upper House. It happened every day.
"Damn Sword Shield Family! They should be stuffed up their grandmother's chrysanthemum*<#*!" It was obvious that this noble was cursing crudely.
"The Heinrich Family are bastards too!"
"House of Antony and the MacDougall Family aren't any better! I don't care which one of them was raised by a stepmother; I only know they're all sons of bitches!" Well, this noble's verbal skills were still worthy of recognition.
"Dragon God! If Swift River Fortress can't hold, we should prepare for battle!"
"Who? Who the hell said House of Antony are sons of bitches? Was it you, you old dog from the Bolelo Family?"
"Bullshit! Is House of Antony even worthy of that?"
"Fuck your ancestors' second uncle's grandmother's mother!" A teacup flew over with a whoosh.
"You son-of-a-bitch Antony! How dare you accidentally hit me?" The next second, the elderly noble who had been struck by mistake hurled a chair back.
"Kill them! Smash these sons of bitches to death!"
"Kill! Beat these bastards to death!"
"Do not fear, nobles of the Eastern Territory! Fight! Fight! For the Empire! Beat the nobles of the Southern and Western Territories to death!"
"For the Empire!"
Very quickly, the nobles of the Senate's Upper House began brawling. The entire chamber became a chaotic mess, with teacups,