Nagato genuinely didn't understand and demanded, "Weren't you out on a mission!?"
His voice rose an octave.
Even his righteous-looking military police uniform couldn't suppress Nagato's anger.
"Why!!!"
"Why were you arrested overseas and sent back!!!"
Now that he thought about it, it was indeed a little embarrassing.
So.
Jiraiya pleaded awkwardly, "Can we not talk about it?"
"Talk!" Nagato roared.
"Nagato~" Jiraiya tried acting cute.
But Nagato wasn't buying it and stared fixedly at Jiraiya.
"I'm not telling you!" Jiraiya stubbornly turned his head and said, "Believe me or not, I don't care."
"What do you mean! You freeloading loser living on minimum benefits!" Nagato was genuinely furious. "You spend money recklessly, and now you have no missions to take. You just hang onto the title of elite Assault Ninja without any official position. You won't go work for Hokage-sama because you think it's beneath you, then you can't keep it up after working for one day and complain that you're tired! You ran away immediately! You publish trashy, borderline-pornographic novels hoping to make a little money, but they flop every year, and you even lost your entire family fortune. If I weren't feeding and housing you, giving you a place to shelter from the wind and rain out of consideration for our relationship, you'd be sleeping under a bridge! I don't care anymore!"
What a useless wreck.
Tobirama looked at Jiraiya and reassessed him.
He had misjudged him earlier, thinking he was a ruthless character.
But he really was a ruthless character.
In a certain sense.
"Are you going to talk or not!" Nagato angrily warned. "If not, get lost! I don't care about you anymore!"
How did I end up with such an unlucky master?
What, did I owe him in my previous life?
He must have