Me Too (Extra Chapter for Alliance Leader Qing Yan Jin 10)

"Report! I am proficient in three foreign languages: English, Russian, and Japanese. So I want to spend more time learning other things." Xu Peng Fei spoke loudly without changing expression.

"Proficient? How much have you studied that you dare claim proficiency? You're proficient in Russian, right? Do you know how many accents Russian has? How many commonly used colloquial syllables are there?" Teacher Liu's expression darkened as he shot back.

Xu Peng Fei instantly choked on his words. Being proficient in Russian obviously meant mastering the official language. Who cared about regional dialects and accents?

"Forget Russian. Are you proficient in Chinese? What dishes did you have for lunch today?" The teacher asked the final question in Minnan dialect.

As everyone knew, Minnan dialect... was not all that different from a foreign language. For most people hearing it for the first time, being able to guess thirty percent of a sentence's meaning was already impressive.

Xu Peng Fei: "..."

"You don't understand, right? Let me ask you in some other dialects." The teacher immediately switched to Uyghur, Mongolian, Tibetan, and various dialects from Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Minnan, Fujian, Guangdong, and elsewhere.

"How many do you understand?" the teacher asked after finishing.

"Report... three." Xu Peng Fei's voice involuntarily dropped several notches.

"Also, aren't you proficient in Japanese? What level is your Japanese? Do you know how many dialects Japanese has? What is the difference between Kanto and Kansai Japanese?" Teacher Liu asked again.

"Report, I don't know."

"Mm, do you know Spanish? Portuguese? Have you learned the differences between American and British English? Can you speak with a London accent? A New York accent?" Teacher Liu stood at the podium, switching between different languages as he spoke.

Every student in the classroom was dumbfounded. For quite a few of them,