My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected / My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected

"You bastard, what the hell are you doing? Watch it or I'll ○ you."

Komachi went on to enjoy a smooth and fulfilling college life. Her friends entered her into a beauty pageant without asking, and naturally, she won. She clearly wanted to work at Chiba Television, but a Tokyo broadcasting station refused to let her go. She started out as a weathercaster, became a morning news anchor, then married a professional baseball player and got called Hachiman—this nightmarish future awaited her, yet this man...

At least pick someone from the Chiba Rhode Island team so I could accept it... No, her brother still wouldn't accept it. What should I do?

"Hey, you were messaging her even during the reunion. Things must be going well, right? Sorry, that was a question I didn't even need to ask."

"I don't know whether things are going well, but all I'm talking about right now is complaining about you."

"What did she say?"

"...She told me to send her a picture of us together. Apparently, she's been short on material that makes her laugh her head off lately."

"Want to take one?"

"Like hell I do!"

Did this guy have any idea how annoyed I was? He read the room perfectly and precisely said the one thing guaranteed to piss me off...

If I'd known this would happen, it would've been so much easier to just let the noise from the grand hall drown me out and be a loner on the sidelines.

"By the way, there's something I've been meaning to ask..."

"She's doing fine. Whoever you mean."

I didn't want to be the only one constantly getting pissed off by him, so...

"So which one is your true love, the older sister or the younger sister?"

"..."

I read the room