Logging In 500 Years Early: Becoming a God Through Treasure Hunting
Chapter 712

Would You Be Willing to Buy This Little Grotto-heaven?

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"This place has quite a bit of flavor to it."

Over the past few days, Lu Yuan's diplomatic team had been having a grand time, fully enjoying the customs of an Alien Civilization.

For example, there was a miraculous service called "Minotaur Girl Massage."

A group of towering female Minotaurs held pairs of cow hooves and wildly pounded their backs. The smack smack smack somehow sounded like drums, producing a unique rhythm!

When the medical experts saw those cow hooves coming at them, their faces turned the color of pig liver.

Meanwhile, the Minotaur Chieftain beside them was beaming as he laughed. "Don't worry, these are all Young Minotaurs! They'll make you feel completely reborn!"

"Oh, right. Our Minotaur Clan actually has no concept of virginity. That culture came from the Dark Steel Civilization, and it's utterly baffling."

"They require girls working in the service industry to be virgins. I have no idea why."

"In any case, these service workers have definitely never mated! I guarantee it!"

The Dark Steel People diplomats nearby were on the verge of a mental breakdown... What the hell was this damned cow talking about?

Fortunately, the service consisted only of being trampled by cow hooves. Nothing else happened.

After climbing out of bed, Lu Yuan felt as though all the meridians in his body had opened up. His entire body ached terribly, yet he truly felt reborn!

He could not help but praise it. "It truly deserves to be called... a legendary intangible cultural heritage."

The Minotaur Clan immediately beamed with delight.

Then there was the Slant-Eye Clan, which offered a mysterious method called Mind Massage. It was said to greatly relieve psychological stress and was an excellent form of meditation.

"This is something we should try. Everyone's been under a lot of work

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