Jade Emperor: Uh... This Monkey Really Knows How to Have Fun

On Yingzhou Island, Yun Ting was using the Mystic Gate Mirror to observe the situation in the Peach Garden. When he saw Sun Wukong freeze the Seven Fairies in place, he chuckled. "Yuan Hong, guess what Sun Wukong will do next? The Seven Fairies are all quite pretty..."

Yuan Hong pondered for a moment before saying, "Oh, I wouldn't dare say what Sun Wukong would do. But if it were me, after freezing the Seven Fairies, I'd definitely take advantage of the Peach Banquet not having started yet to eat all the food and wine in the Peach Garden..."

Yun Ting thought, Heh, sure enough, all monkeys think alike. Hmm, I'll ask someone else.

With that thought, Yun Ting looked at Qingping. "Qingping, what would you do if it were you?"

Qingping scratched his head. "Um, Brother Yun, can I tell the truth?"

Yun Ting nodded. "Of course. Go ahead. We're all on the same side here. It's not like I'd laugh at you."

Qingping grinned. "If it were me, with the Seven Fairies frozen right in front of me, I probably wouldn't bother with the food and wine in the Peach Garden. After all, the Jade Emperor's Peach Banquet wine isn't that great. I'd choose... Hmm, I think that purple-robed fairy is quite pretty. I'd abduct her and give her to Hu Xiaoyu, the White Tiger Clan's young master. I lost him a Dao Companion in a bet some time ago."

Yun Ting was instantly speechless. Fuck... One stupid monkey only knows how to steal food, while one big sword only thinks about selling off a fairy to pay his debts. You really are something...

Seeing Yun Ting's expression, Jingwei asked, "Holy Envoy, what would you do if it were you?"

Yun Ting chuckled. "If it were me? Hmm,