Confession Time

"..."

They were silent.

After a brief period of deep thought,

Red Eye spoke. "I think this might be a coincidence."

Jiang You said, "I think it's a coincidence too."

Red Eye said, "Actually, although this mouth is somewhat unusual, it's not impossible to tolerate. We can just treat it as a fruit." He didn't trust that cunning human Jiang You in the slightest. He didn't even trust Heaven's witness to her oath!

Jiang You said, "I second that." Whenever Red Eye swore an oath, thunder rumbled. The facts proved that he had never spoken a single truthful sentence!

The two liars had no intention of telling the truth, yet both expected the other to tell the truth.

In the end, neither of them trusted the other.

The sausage mouth chuckled, then licked the corner of its lips with its tongue.

"Awooo~

"No one has kissed me for hundreds of thousands of years. Please don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. Ravage me to your heart's content!"

"I can't wait any longer. Mm-hmm~ Which of you wants to go first?"

Jiang You swallowed, suddenly feeling that zombies were actually much cuter than this mouth.

She looked at Red Eye. "Adoptive Father, you have experience. You go first and show me how it's done!"

Red Eye said, "You unfilial wretch!!!"

The tongue had already left the mouth behind and was crawling toward Red Eye inch by inch. From a distance, it truly looked just like a human-headed snail.

"Come on, I've almost forgotten what you taste like."

Red Eye's face visibly darkened, while Jiang You desperately held back her laughter.

With an expression like he had eaten shit, he took the mouth and brought it toward himself.

From the first time she had met Red Eye, Jiang You's impression