"Potato, although we're mentally ill, you can't deceive us too! Would any idiot really fall in love with someone who hits them?!"
"What His Majesty says is true. I believe..."
Red Eye cut him off. "Don't believe anything yet. I'm asking you—how many of you have any experience with romance?"
The group fell silent and shook their heads.
"Exactly! None of you have ever been in love, so how would you know how to handle it? Listen to me!"
Red Eye spoke with absolute conviction.
"Generally speaking, love is all about being different! You have to be different from everyone else!
"If someone was born into wealth and privilege, take them to experience the warmth of humanity.
"If someone was surrounded by bad people, become the ray of light that saves them!
"If someone was surrounded by sycophantic villains, then you must become someone who treats money like dirt!"
Potato asked, "What about this Zombie King?"
"Heh heh. This fellow evolved from a zombie and has seen every kind of demon and monster. To win his heart, you have to take an unconventional approach and make him curious. Curiosity is the beginning of love!"
The three mental patients suddenly understood, yet still looked utterly bewildered.
"Do you understand or not?"
"We heard you, but we didn't understand."
"Forget it. Just watch! If the beauty trick fails, I have another plan!"
"What? You have another plan? What is it?" Potato hurriedly asked.
"Find reinforcements! I planted a curse on Jiang You. As soon as it takes effect, she'll sense my location. Then we'll have her come deal with this fellow herself!"
"..."
Red Eye had plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
In truth, he had never expected Bird's Nest Head to win over the Zombie King.
After all, who would fall