641. Cough, cough-first of all, Happy New Year, everyone! This handsome pig is setting off on a new journey.

First of all, Happy New Year, everyone! Recently, this handsome pig's power of moral integrity seems to be showing signs of premature decline. To keep my new book from collapsing into the sewer before it even flops, I'm heading out tonight to search for crystals that can replenish my power of moral integrity.

In short, there won't be an update! O-O I updated four chapters last night and had planned to stay up late to write today's share too, but so I'd have the energy today, I went to bed instead. Though I didn't actually fall asleep until after three...

But don't panic, everyone. Tomorrow, a brand-new handsome pig will arrive. A new year, and a new pig who's getting more and more handsome!

First of all, I wish everyone greater harvests in the new year—harvests of all kinds. I also hope this handsome pig's ever-dropping subscriptions will surge in the new year. Hee hee hee.