"This Earth doesn't even have a defense force like those in other worlds. It's practically lying naked, waiting for us to strike!"
Aside from some strange energy readings, there was absolutely nothing worth mentioning. Since the specific values of those readings were simply too outrageous, they were naturally dismissed as a detector bug and ignored.
"Then that's perfect...!"
Rising from the pilot's seat at the center of the saucer, the alien who appeared to be the squad leader could not help clenching his fist in excitement at the opportunity laid before him.
"In that case, as long as we offer this planet to that person, our Pedan will surely escape this calamity!"
"As long as we—"
"Hehehe~"
Just as the Pedan captain leading this small squad was preparing to launch into another long-winded speech, an undisguised snicker suddenly came from beside him, cutting him off in the most awkward way possible.
"So cute~"
"No matter how I look at her, she's adorable... C-Captain!"
Still grinning foolishly at the blue-haired little girl on the screen, the prickling sensation on his back made the soldier whirl around—and there stood the captain, his expression terrifying.
"As a warrior of Pedan—!"
He snatched the data pad from the soldier's hands and pointed furiously at its girl-filled screen.
"To be so obsessed with Earthling entertainment! How disgraceful! Don't you feel ashamed?!"
"Sigh... each generation is worse than the last."
After several hours had passed, and after giving his subordinate a thorough scolding, the captain sighed helplessly. Once he quietly checked both sides, he actually opened the confiscated data pad himself and soon wore the very same foolish grin at the girls displayed on it.
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"Hmph!"
Unlike Cure Beauty, who gave off an air of icy purity and