Give You a Touch

"Nope. I've never eaten anyone, so I don't smell bad."

"Eating people makes you smell bad?" Yoruichi asked, utterly confused. "What's the logic behind that?"

"I don't know~" Yuko spread her hands. "Besides, you don't actually think beating up a two-thousand-year-old man would leave me sweating, do you?"

Yoruichi was speechless and gave her a thumbs-up.

This woman's mouth is the toughest thing about her.

She sighed before explaining, "Yushiro went to prepare the banquet, and Soi Fon returned to the Second Division to deal with some matters. She'll be here soon."

"Didn't she cry?"

"...She cried her eyes out."

"By the way, when are Ichigo and the others getting here?" Yoruichi propped one hand against her waist. "I wanted to find him earlier, but then I realized he was already gone."

Yuko froze, looking a little embarrassed. "Uh... I, I forgot to tell him."

Seeing the speechless look on Yoruichi's face, Yuko hurriedly raised her hand. "I'll go get them right away!"

"It's fine, Sister Yuko. On my way here, I saw them with Captain Unohana."

At that moment, a figure descended from above, a black butterfly resting on Soi Fon's fingertip.

"I'll just notify Captain Unohana with a Hell Butterfly."

Yuko added, "Then ask Sister Hana... Never mind. There are quite a few injured people. Let her stay busy."

Soi Fon nodded slightly and released the Hell Butterfly as Yuko had requested.

"All right, nothing else to worry about. I'm going to take a bath." Yuko stretched lazily.

Yoruichi mocked her. "Hmph. Didn't someone say she was perfectly clean?"

Yuko rolled her eyes and shot back, "I only said I wasn't sweating. When did I say I was clean? Can't you see all this dust on me?"

The vein at the corner of Yoruichi's eye throbbed repeatedly.

Soi