Yoruichi's eyelid twitched. "Just how much do you hate nobles?"
"I think most normal people would have a hard time not hating parasites."
Yoruichi bit Yuko's hand, only to feel as though her teeth were about to fall out. She yowled, then cursed, "Is your body made of steel?"
Yuko thrust out her chest. "Steel? Are you describing yourself?"
Yoruichi's fur stood on end. "Kisuke! Let me go! I'm going to teach this idiot the meaning of regret!"
Kisuke Urahara held her down, looking embarrassed. "Maybe don't pick a fight you can't win on this particular subject?"
Yoruichi went rigid and slowly turned around. A moment later, several bright red claw marks appeared on Kisuke Urahara's face.
Yuko sipped her tea. "That looked painful."
"..." Kisuke Urahara wiped his face and asked curiously, "If the Soul King were a bad person, what would you do?"
"Beat him up?"
Yoruichi said, "You didn't even hesitate?"
Kisuke Urahara smiled and shook his head. "The Soul King isn't someone you can simply call good or evil."
"If I had to choose one, though, I'd say he was good."
"Oh? Why?" Yuko raised an eyebrow. "Because he created the Three Realms?"
"That's not all." Kisuke Urahara hid his face behind his fan and glanced at Yoruichi. "All right?"
Yoruichi rolled her eyes at him. "Go on. It's only a legend anyway."
"All right." Kisuke Urahara closed his fan and began. "It's said that long, long ago, before the Three Realms existed, there was only the primordial world."
"That primordial world consisted of a chaotic world and hell."
"It was a world without life or death, without progress or retreat. Even becoming a Hollow was part of the Reishi cycle. But Hollows gradually began devouring humans, and the cycle came to a complete halt. If