Yuko cut Yoshino off at just the right moment. She slapped both hands on the bar and stood up, staring seriously at Soi Fon. "Before that, little Soeiling, I have a very serious question for you."
Soi Fon was startled by her sudden seriousness and swallowed. "W-What question?"
Yuko lowered her head and leaned closer, forcing Soi Fon to lean back.
Just as Yoshino wondered what she was about to ask, Yuko said with a grave expression, "Are you a virgin, or—"
Bang!
Soi Fon watched in terror as Yoshino slowly withdrew her smoking fist, then poked Yuko, who was sprawled across the bar with a huge bump on her head.
"Ow, ow, ow... Yoshino, that was way too hard!"
Yuko clutched the lump on her head with one hand, tears glistening in the corners of her eyes as she accused her.
Yoshino calmly lowered her fist, her tone flat. "That was to stop you from steering the conversation into the abyss of censorship. Captain Soi Fon is still a child. Please have some self-respect."
"Huh? She's hundreds of years old! How is she a child?!" Yuko protested. "Then I'm a child too."
"...Your mental age really isn't much different from that of a toddler."
Soi Fon broke into a cold sweat. "Um... what did Sister Yuko mean?"
Although Soi Fon did not understand what Yuko meant by virgin or not, Yoshino's violent suppression had made her keenly realize that it was definitely not a proper topic.
Yoshino's expression turned cold. "First, abandon that topic."
"Ahem, um... Sister Yuko, Miss Yoshino." Soi Fon wiped the cold sweat from her brow. "How exactly are you planning to help me?"
"Even if we call it a date, I... I have no idea what I'm supposed to talk to Lady Yoruichi about."
"Why