Wukong Ascends to Heaven, and All the Peaches Are Gone

Then Tathagata watched Sun Wukong cause trouble in the Heavenly Court. Ever since Sun Wukong had been conferred the title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven, he had not been obedient in the slightest. Well, the current Wukong had completely let himself go after taking all the heavenly horses away last time. Since he was going to wreak Havoc in Heaven, he might as well make the disturbance as big as possible. Well, to explain things here, over in the Primordial Wilderness, while everyone was watching the show, Sun Wukong had already been in Heaven for several days.

Thus, before it was even time for him to inspect the Peach Garden, Sun Wukong had already arrived there and completely emptied it of peaches. Then he ran to Laojun's Doushuai Palace and began a thorough sweep. He had just opened a gourd of pills and taken a sniff when his face darkened. "This Laojun... how did he know Old Sun was coming to Doushuai Palace to steal pills? The Peach Banquet hasn't even started, yet the pills are already all of this quality?"

Hidden in the shadows, Laojun silently stroked his beard and thought, Monkey, are you an idiot? No matter when you come to steal the pills, the gourds will always be empty. Ever since you were born, the pills in Doushuai Palace have never been properly refined. You were going to take the blame for them anyway.

The situation infuriated Sun Wukong so much that his head grew hot. He swept his staff through the air, intending to smash Doushuai Palace. Then, after a wave of spiritual energy rippled through Doushuai Palace, it showed no sign of collapsing at all. Sun Wukong calmed down and thought, *Laojun in this world isn't weak either. Forget it, I'd better not offend