The Book's Fattened Up-Time to Butcher It!!!

Ahem, ahem, well... let me say something! After finishing today's two chapters, this book has reached two million characters. Esteemed readers who've been fattening it up, it's plump enough to start butchering now.

With just over a month left until New Year's, consider it an early slaughtering of the New Year's pig. (ω`)