That's as far as it goes!

I didn't go in, I didn't go in, I didn't go in!

The important thing bears repeating three times: I was only fined 200, 200, 200 yuan.

And got a verbal warning.

Also, don't keep harping on this. This really isn't anything to be proud of. I just want it to be as if it never happened, because this is the biggest stain on my record—especially those 200 yuan.

My heart still aches over it.

That was two big red bills!

Ever since I, "Dreamer," was born, I've always had my head on straight, been hardworking and resilient, held lofty ideals and great ambitions, valued personal virtue, cultivated good habits, helped others, and kept up with world affairs like Afghanistan and Syria.

I'm outstanding in every way, outstanding, outstanding!

I have a strong sense of collective honor and a deep sense of responsibility at work, and I stick to the principle of seeking truth from facts.

But I never thought you'd make my first time disappear just like that—and without my knowing, while I was completely passive.

You didn't even tell me.

It came out of nowhere as a huge surprise. Damn, that was thrilling!

My heart had never pounded so wildly.

It felt like the taste of being alive.

So thrilling.

(^___^)y Woohoo~

The reason I'm posting this little update is to reassure you all: this book isn't going to be abandoned!

So don't worry. I, Dreamer, still have some integrity.

Also, don't go around telling people I went in.

It wasn't a big deal to begin with, but if it becomes common knowledge, I don't know whether this book will become famous, but I might damn well become a cautionary example! And if my friends and family find out, I'll be socially dead!

I've done the math, and