This World Never Lacked Geniuses

Chang Fa came charging over with his back hunched, looking just like the turtle chancellor—or maybe a shrimp soldier or crab general.

Jiang Nan eyed him warily!

"Let me tell you, there are no refunds! Once my money's in my pocket, don't even think about getting it back!"

"Even if I agree, you'll have to ask my fists if they agree!"

"And even if my fists agree, you'll have to ask Little Dimple if she agrees!"

Little Dimple: "I don't agree! I don't agree!"

Chang Fa was so excited he could barely speak. "Hey! I'm not trying to return anything! The Paralysis Ring! South God, do you have any more? I want to buy some!"

Jiang Nan was stunned. "Didn't you already buy two?"

Chang Fa still had one poking out from the middle finger of his right hand!

The older students in the dormitory were completely bewildered!

"Chang Fa! Are you stupid or something? Haven't you been swindled enough?"

"Exactly! Aside from the paralysis effect, this thing's just an unrecoverable middle-finger accessory!"

"You got money to burn or what? And you're buying more?"

Chang Fa turned around and snapped, "What the hell do you know? The Paralysis Ring is a divine artifact! I'm counting on it to keep my happy life going!"

"You have no idea how much Little Moon loves me now!"

Everyone stared at him, dumbfounded!

Jiang Nan: (··᷄ࡇ·᷅

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Little Moon? Wasn't that Lu Yue, the stinky-footed goddess Chang Fa had confessed to with the Passionate Little Gloves?

What did the Paralysis Ring have to do with a happy life?

Jiang Nan looked at Chang Fa, who was hunched over and couldn't straighten up, and suddenly put two and two together!

"Holy crap~ Chang Fa! Don't tell me you put the Paralysis Ring on your drill