Jiang Nan took the Misfortune Removal Hat out of the exquisite wooden box and knocked the dirt off it!
With a mysterious look, he asked, "See the color of this hat?"
Hans and the others: (٥≖_≖)
We're not blind!
No matter how you looked at it or analyzed it, the fact remained: this was a green hat!
Jiang Nan's expression turned serious. "Green is a sacred color, full of vitality. At every moment, it explains the true meaning of life!"
"The abyss is cold and dark, and now it's shrouded in the gloom of the Seven Deadly Sins' curse. What does this touch of green represent? It represents life and hope!"
"As the saying goes, if you want your life to go well, you need a little green on your head. I'd say the situation we're in now is the perfect embodiment of that, wouldn't you?"
Hans and the others swallowed. That actually sounded kind of reasonable?
For a moment, green didn't seem so unpleasant anymore!
Meanwhile, Ling Feng and the others were barely holding it together!
As expected of South God, a former street vendor. When it came to sweet-talking people into buying something, he was simply unmatched!
He'd taken some busted green hat he'd dug up God-knows-where and somehow elevated it to the meaning of life?
He was talking out of his ass!
Tao Xinyi felt an itch to correct him. Her teacherly instincts had kicked in!
Hey, hey, that's not what that saying means!
Why did he keep leading people astray?
Looks like she might really need to tutor Xiao Nan tonight.
Hans was on tenterhooks. "How exactly do you use this thing? Just tell me!"
Jiang Nan's expression turned solemn. "When you wear the Misfortune Removal Hat, you have to find somewhere with no one around.