I Want to See Your Highest-Ranking Officer
Wang Yue had thought Xuan Mo was like the temple in Joy of Life, some survivor of a lost civilization. He couldn't let modern people lose face, so while the five thugs wailed, he plopped down across from Xuan Mo, grabbed a skewer, and started eating too. With just one bite, he polished off an entire skewer of lamb.
Seeing Wang Yue join her in grabbing the barbecue, Xuan Mo furrowed her delicate brows and instinctively started chewing faster, as if afraid he might steal her food.
Wang Yue noticed and couldn't help finding it absurd. This two-hundred-million-year-old monster had no idea they'd soon be heading to the Police Station, and she was still worried about who got to eat what.
Xuan Mo didn't know what Wang Yue was thinking. She seemed to understand that he was paying, so she didn't chase him off, but she ate even faster.
As it turned out, Wang Yue was right. There happened to be police officers dining nearby. After all, this night market was popular, and lots of people came here for a late-night snack.
The restaurant owner called the police as soon as the fight started. The officers arrived in less than two minutes. Fortunately, Wang Yue and Xuan Mo had been busy competing to see who could eat more skewers, so they were nearly finished. Otherwise, the whole table would have gone to waste.
When the police arrived, the men lying on the ground and wailing tried to run, but several officers surrounded them from all sides and caught them.
Only after the thugs were arrested did the owner hurry over, visibly agitated, and tell the police, "Officer, they were causing trouble—and so were that young couple!"
Wang Yue was speechless. He finished his