This Is Impossible

After dinner.

Chen Shouyi returned to the bedroom, filled a basin with hot water, and gave the two little mud monkeys a thorough bath.

Then he remembered the file folder Bai Xiaoling had brought him. He walked over to the desk, picked it up, and tore it open.

Inside was a jumbled pile of invitations.

He glanced through them and pulled out a letter signed by the God of Fertility.

The envelope bore a mark of divine power, and a Divine Emblem woven from gold thread and gemstones was set right above it, making it look exquisite and luxurious. Just that emblem alone would probably be worth over a hundred thousand if sold outside.

Smelling the distinctive fragrance of the Goddess of Fertility wafting from the envelope, Chen Shouyi's lips curled into a faint, cold smile.

He tore it open casually and took out the letter.

But the moment he glanced at it,

his hand trembled, and the letter slipped to the floor.

The calm expression on Chen Shouyi's face vanished.

"What the fk!"**

Chen Shouyi stared in utter shock, his gaze vacant. After a long while, he picked up the letter and read it again.

"This is impossible. There's no way!"

"I clearly took proper precautions... I didn't leave behind even a trace of genetic material. How could she possibly be pregnant!!?"

Chen Shouyi couldn't help rubbing his face.

"Damn it, this has to be a lie. It's a scheme!"

He was utterly certain of it.

After venting for a while, he gradually calmed down and read the letter carefully again.

"This... couldn't be true, could it?"

"The God of Fertility is a coward. She shouldn't dare lie to me about something like this; it'd be too easy to expose."

*"Besides, even though it was only two nights, there