Chapter 94: Their Purpose (Extra Chapter for Tips)

"Right. In this world, who can trust anyone?!"

Skinny spoke to me with righteous conviction, looking quite full of energy.

"Wow! Gao Song, I treated you like a brother, and you actually don't trust me!?"

Sure enough, was there something wrong with this fat guy's brain?

"I said other people! I wasn't talking about you!"

Skinny immediately turned around and shouted.

"Waaah waaah waaah... You really don't believe me anymore. You even shouted at me. I... I..."

"Pfft!"

Hearing the fat man's sobs, I was startled and quickly backed away several steps, eyeing the two of them suspiciously...

"Could you two be... having an affair?"

"It's not what you think!"

"Waaah waaah waaah..."

"Stop crying! I still have to explain things here!"

Well, pretending to be surprised wasn't difficult at all. These two were really fun to tease.

"Why do you keep acting surprised?! You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?! Stop pretending! I can see the smile hanging from the corner of your mouth!"

Gao Song loudly complained while the fat man beside him kept going, "Waaah waaah waaah~ waaah waaah waaah~"

About that, I really wanted to say...

"Are you two performing crosstalk?"

Uh, I actually said it.

The scene immediately fell silent.

"Uh~ Brother Gao, the atmosphere's a little awkward. Our secret has been exposed. What do we do?"

"What do we do? Have cold noodles!"

"Preserved eggs or peanuts?"

"I prefer preserved e—what the hell am I saying?!"

Gao Song grabbed the fat man by the collar.

"This isn't the time for crosstalk! I still have to think about how to trick the beautiful girl! You have no idea how much psychological pressure I'm under! I only brought one-tenth of the food! I'm still thinking about how to deceive her, so could you stop causing trouble