The Bald Donkey and the Bull Nose

The two humanoid beasts each kicked out, and the air erupted with a series of violent booms.

The bald donkey was horrified. Clutching Dandan, he leaped backward as if his life depended on it!

Holy crap, they were brutal!

In all my years, I'd never seen such vicious women!

At the slightest disagreement, they were ready to leave a man without heirs.

"Amitabha! You two female donors have no regard for a woman's virtue. You kicked and ambushed me, a monk who has emptied himself of all worldly desires. Is this right? It is not!"

The bald donkey, drenched in a cold sweat, chanted a Buddhist prayer and kept babbling, but his feet had already started carrying him away!

He'd thought all the natives who came along would be easy pickings.

Who could've guessed he wouldn't even see the other natives, and these two young women would nearly make it impossible for him ever again to watch the stars and moon, recite poetry, and sing love songs with the abbess from the convent next door!

No way. He had to hide, fast!

I—no, this humble monk—might not be able to take them on, but I could at least run!

"Bull nose, you're just in time!"

"Exorcising demons and vanquishing evil is your Daoist specialty. These two female demons are all yours!"

"Don't thank me. It's the least I can do!"

With a quick whoosh, the bald donkey, whose Buddhist name was Jiu Mo, shot off and vanished, leaving the Daoist bull nose who had just arrived to face the Mooncake Combination!

The bull nose froze for a moment, apparently not yet realizing what was happening.

Across from him, the Mooncake Combination exchanged a look!

"One bald donkey leaves, and a bull nose shows up!"

"That bull nose doesn't look like