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Chapter 777

Little White + Little White =?

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Chapter 777: Little White + Little White =?

Senior White Two: "As long as you make me laugh out loud, you'll pass. I've let you off so many times before. You must have collected plenty of jokes after going back, right?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Senior White Two raised his brows slightly. "What, you didn't collect any jokes? Or did you simply not take my request to hear a joke to heart?"

Song Shuhang hurriedly said, "Ahem, actually, Senior White, I was looking at jokes when you pulled me in!"

"All right, I believe you, so hurry up and tell me a joke," Senior White Two said.

"But the few jokes I read aren't easy to tell. If I tell them, you might beat me to death," Song Shuhang said honestly. At this point, he could only come clean to Senior White Two. Ideally, he could use some other method to replace the 'joke' and pass the test, just like before.

"If you tell it, I'll beat you to death? That sounds rather interesting..." Senior White Two thought for a moment before saying, "Why don't you tell it and let me hear it? How about this: if it makes me want to beat you to death, I can count you as passing this time, too."

Huh? Make Senior White Two want to kill him... Wasn't that ridiculously easy?

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when you grow your hair... beep beep beep beep~~"

It had been censored.

"If you really want to die, I can grant your wish, Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang," Senior White Two said with a chuckle. "Also, I asked you to tell me a joke... not dig up my dark history."

"Actually, I've always thought this joke was very interesting,"

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