No Lies from a Monk! Aaaah~~

Fairy Eastern Six: "..."

Behind him, Guoguo and Shi: "..."

The petite figure in Song Shuhang's arms was none other than little Zhu. She pinched her throat and put on a deliberately cutesy voice that raised goosebumps.

But the "act cute and admit her mistake" tactic she had been certain would make Shuhang surrender seemed to have backfired.

All Song Shuhang wanted now was to pick the little troublemaker up and give her bottom a sound spanking.

Little Zhu looked up at him curiously. "Huh? Why aren't you reacting at all, Senior Brother Shuhang?"

She remembered Fairy Peach doing the same thing whenever she made a mistake, flinging herself into Senior Uncle Daoist Pineapple's arms like a young swallow returning to its nest.

Then Fairy Peach would coo a few lines like, "You meanie... I know I was wrong... How are you going to punish me?" Senior Uncle Daoist Pineapple would immediately surrender and forgive her.

But when little Zhu secretly glanced up at Song Shuhang, she found his face frosty. His usually kind expression had turned decidedly unfriendly.

"Huh?" Little Zhu blinked.

How could this be?

Was my tone wrong? Was I not acting cute enough?

Little Zhu took a deep breath, recalled how Fairy Peach acted cute, and tried again. "You meanie~~ Don't be like that~~ I... Ow!"

Song Shuhang promptly picked her up, planted his feet in a horse stance, and laid her across his knee.

His merciless hand swung down.

Smack, smack, smack, smack~~

Little Zhu's cutesy act came to a merciless end.

"Aaaah! Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong! It hurts, it hurts!" Little Zhu cried out.

"What did you do wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Waaah~ We shouldn't have sneaked out while you were unconscious, Senior Brother Shuhang~~" Little Zhu said through