"What the hell, what's the bonus scene? Just tell us already! Quit fucking keeping us in suspense! Teacher Shui Xin, people like you would've been castrated in the old society!"
"W-W-W-W-W-W-Water! Stop keeping us in suspense! Teacher Shui Xin, just spoil next week's episode already! I'll pardon you!"
"Listen, this guy's a real piece of work. He was like this three years ago, and he's still like this now!"
"There's a bonus scene next week? How big a bonus scene? Could Ymir be getting killed off? Teacher Shui Xin, you've successfully piqued my curiosity!"
"I shouldn't have jumped into the Attack on Titan pit so easily. I should've waited until the series was finished. Now I'm stuck being teased like this every week. I'm so fucking done!"
"But without even realizing it, Attack on Titan's average playback volume per episode has passed fifteen million. Is this the fastest any series has ever reached that milestone?"
"Probably. Attack on Titan's only been airing for a little over three months, so it really is the fastest. But Fullmetal Alchemist is doing pretty well too. Its average playback volume per episode has now reached thirteen million. Its numbers aren't actually that far behind Attack on Titan's!"
"True. It's just that Attack on Titan's story feels more explosive and is easier to promote, so everyone's overlooked Fullmetal Alchemist. In reality, without Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist would absolutely have been the dominant series in Dragon Country's Animation Market this year! You can only say it was born at the wrong time."
"I think that's a bit too certain. I've watched both Fullmetal Alchemist and Attack on Titan, and honestly, I don't think Fullmetal Alchemist is any worse. Attack on Titan just has the advantage of being fresh. If enough time passes, there's still a