A Song Dynasty Little Princess

Song Qingshu could not help but lose his mind. This assignment was simply too absurd. What exactly did Empress Peiman want?

"Could it be a struggle for favor in the harem? Those two little palace maids are too pretty, and she is worried that if the real emperor sees them, he will become obsessed with them and neglect her. So she found someone to take their virginity beforehand, making them unqualified to receive imperial favor?" This was the first thought that came to Song Qingshu's mind, but he quickly rejected it. Everyone already knew that Emperor Xizong and Empress Peiman were on bad terms. If anyone had fallen from favor, Peiman had done so long ago. Besides, the consequences of doing this would be too severe. If Emperor Xizong found out, she might not even be able to keep her position as Empress.

"What are you standing around for? Don't tell me you are so excited at the thought of being a man for once?" When Empress Peiman said the word "man," her voice was full of mockery.

"I am indeed rather excited. I thought this would be an extremely difficult task, but I didn't expect it to be so easy." Song Qingshu had already made up his mind. Since he could not figure things out with so little information, he might as well stop thinking about it and wait to see what happened.

"Of course it is easy for a man, but for you..." Empress Peiman's gaze intentionally or unintentionally fell between his legs. With a soft laugh, she handed him an object. "If you cannot manage later, use this to help yourself."

Song Qingshu took it and looked. Wasn't this the very thing Empress Peiman had used to satisfy herself earlier?

*This woman really doesn't mind filth. Can