Arsenal Were Just an Accident; Stoke City Are the Real Brothers

Lu Yang and Emma's explicit video spread across the internet.

No one knew how much The Sun made from the incident.

But supposedly, the editor's horse was gone too.

Because, unsurprisingly, The Sun had no real substance.

The so-called explicit video merely showed Emma using both hands to indicate a certain thickness to Lu Yang. Lu Yang shook his head and gestured for something even thicker.

Emma covered her mouth in shock, seemingly unable to believe it could be that thick!

If Moric had not brought out the baguette at the end, people might really have imagined something else.

But that was just what The Sun did.

Even though you knew they were probably scamming you out of money, they occasionally did get genuinely explosive news.

Truth and lies mixed together—it was impossible to tell them apart.

The Sun's report somewhat eased the pressure on Newcastle.

But only somewhat.

In the broader environment, countless fans and media outlets were still criticizing Newcastle.

"Three hundred million euros, and this is all they've got? Do those mainlanders really think money alone lets them conquer the Premier League?"

"They're too young! Chelsea have been at it for ten years and are still fighting for the first Champions League trophy in their history."

"Manchester City have been at it for five years, and they still have to play in the Europa League this season!"

"If Newcastle don't invest another three hundred million, they definitely won't be able to establish themselves in the Premier League!"

"Lu Yang isn't as godlike as everyone imagined. At the very least, he clearly hasn't adapted to the Premier League's tempo. He didn't even get a goal or an assist in his first Premier League match!"

"When Lu Yang previously joined Barcelona and Real Madrid in La Liga, he scored