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Thanks for the invite. I'd just climbed out of the placenta, my family was rigidly traditional, and the emperor was wary of us.

To keep my whole family from being executed, I chose to slack off.

I played a few nursery rhymes, and they said I had the makings of a Saint of the Qin.

I wrote a few oracle bone characters and promoted the ten-thousand-year unification of humans and demons.

I drew a few sketches, and they somehow became a ladder for mortals to ascend to heaven.

I invented Gomoku, and they even called it a way to calculate the fate of all living beings?

Until one year, Xu Yuan finally attained the Great Dao and proved the Other Shore.

Emperor Ye: "I said long ago that this child couldn't be allowed to live!"

Demon Lord: "This is what you meant by not understanding cultivation?"

Demon Emperor: "Which idiot said he had no talent?"

Buddha: "Back then, I failed to take you as my disciple. How about you take me as yours instead?"

Xu Yuan: "Everyone, follow me and sing: how very, very lonely invincibility is!"