"Old man, I don't think you seem that old. Could you really be thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years old? How is that possible? Even if you're lying, you should at least come up with a believable excuse, shouldn't you?"
Hearing this, Fang Yu could not help laughing. He smiled as he spoke.
"I really am quite old. As for exactly how old, even I'm not too sure. In any case, I definitely deserve to be called an old man. No one suits those words better than I do. Other than me, no one else qualifies—I can guarantee that. Anyone else who tries to claim those words is just joking, completely joking. You could say that no one but me deserves the title of old man. My age has absolutely exceeded your imaginations. Otherwise, why would those old geezers keep looking for trouble with me for no reason? It's because they know I possess the secret to longevity—or, more precisely, immortality. Yet they still insist on pursuing eternal life. Don't you think their brains have been caught in a door? I certainly do. Otherwise, how could they come up with such a stupid idea?"
"So when you go back, remember to properly advise those old geezers not to entertain such foolish thoughts anymore. Those foolish thoughts do not suit them, nor do they suit anyone."
"I will naturally pass along what you have said. However, there is still one matter I do not understand. I hope you can help me resolve it."
"Go ahead. What is it that you can't resolve? If I can, I naturally wouldn't mind lending a hand and settling whatever problem you can't handle, so you can bother me a little less."
Fang Yu sighed. He knew it would not be