I Really Want to Say "Thank You" to the Universe!

[kk's warning: dear readers, please take note, this story is still a dual-male lead setup.

Pure love, 1v1, straightforward romance; if you feel confident, just confess.

This story focuses on comedy and gossip, aiming to bring joy to all you dear readers. The setting is fictional, so please do not relate it to reality (๑´∀`๑)

From chapter six onwards, Little Fish will start going crazy.

There will be typos, but kk will revise them periodically (*σ´∀`)σ

If there is anything written poorly, please be merciful with your words and critiques [kk bows].

Dear readers, don't miss out as you pass by~]

Inside a spacious and bright office.

"Assistant Zhu, don't worry, leave everything to me. I will definitely work hard! You can rest easy and leave these documents to me." A female voice with dramatic ups and downs reached Zhu Yu's ears.

What kind of passionate speech was that? Which genius was working so diligently?

Zhu Yu looked up in confusion, his gaze unfocused. As he watched the figure walk out the door, his brain felt like it was about to explode. A flood of inexplicable memories surged through his mind.

Shen Jingyan, Su Duoduo? Li Yichen, Mu Yuqing? Fu Boyan, Ji Yu?

After Zhu Yu sorted through the memories in his mind, he stood there completely stunned.

"What the hell!!!"

"CEO literature???"

He had actually transmigrated into a book? He transmigrated after being forced by his niece to finish three novels? The problem was, he hadn't even read those three novels very carefully.

But just picking out any single event from what he knew was enough to make someone complain for days and nights on end.

Zhu Yu held his head in pain, the little person in his mind screaming frantically, help me.

When other people transmigrate, they go into one book. Why did he transmigrate into three books at once!

Zhu Yu tried hard to recall the content of the original books in his mind, and he discovered that the three books written by the author were all interconnected.

It took Zhu Yu a few minutes to adjust his shattered mindset, and then he began to analyze his current situation.

Zhu Yu organized the memories in his mind and was pleasantly surprised to find that his current identity was the ace assistant to Shen Jingmo, the older brother of Shen Jingyan. He was not Shen Jingyan's assistant, and Shen Jingyan was not the CEO.

Thinking of this, Zhu Yu patted his chest in relief, the corners of his mouth curling upward. Thank goodness, at least he wasn't that lunatic's assistant.

But before Zhu Yu could finish rejoicing, he suddenly saw a construction project contract on his desk. Wasn't this the project that caused Shen Jingmo to meet his untimely death?

Zhu Yu calculated the time. Oh no, oh no, his golden thigh was about to be gone! Would he really be passed down to that lunatic by default?

No, absolutely not, Zhu Yu silently cheered himself on.

From today on, I, Zhu Yu, am determined to protect the safety and health of my golden thigh, I swear it on my future happy life.

Zhu Yu wiped his bitter face, picked up the documents on the table, and marched aggressively toward the office door.

In the CEO's office next door.

Shen Jingmo had just finished reviewing the project proposal and was preparing to sit at his desk to rest for a moment. Just as he closed his eyes to clear his mind, a familiar voice suddenly exploded in his ears.

--[Oh God, just take me away. I don't want to stay in this world. There are so many worlds out there, I want to go explore.]

Shen Jingmo frowned. Wasn't this the voice of his assistant, Zhu Yu? Why did he enter without knocking?

Shen Jingmo's dark eyes looked toward the office door, only to see that the doorway was empty.

Shen Jingmo put his hand down, turned to look around the office to confirm no one was there, and shook his head. Could he have been hallucinating?

Just as Shen Jingmo was convincing himself, the voice in his ear sounded again.

--[Three pairs of lunatics, oh God, do you have a grudge against me? I really want to say "thank you" to the universe!]

--[Wait? No, my boss right now doesn't seem to be that lunatic, it's the lunatic's older brother, Shen Jingmo!!!]

Shen Jingmo opened his eyes and looked at his empty office again. This time, he couldn't lie to himself anymore; he had truly heard his assistant's voice.

What on earth was going on? Judging by the volume, it shouldn't be this clear through the wall, right?

And what did "lunatic" mean? It didn't sound like a good word at all. He was the lunatic's older brother, so was this lunatic A-Yan? What was the situation?

Shen Jingmo frowned, his high-IQ brain spinning rapidly, but he still couldn't find a clue. He could only stay calm and observe carefully.

Just as Shen Jingmo raised his hand toward the phone on his desk, Zhu Yu's voice sounded again.

--[Ahhh, who can save my handsome but short-lived boss? I don't want to be passed on to that lunatic.]

This time, the volume was even louder than before, hitting him straight in the head. Shen Jingmo couldn't help but rub his temples. This voice definitely wasn't coming from the next room.

And what was this about a handsome but short-lived boss? Cursing him? Did he not want his salary anymore?

Shen Jingmo decisively pressed the assistant call button.

In the office next door.

Zhu Yu had just walked to the door aggressively, his hand just touching the handle, when he was called back by the phone behind him.

Zhu Yu picked up the phone on the desk and looked at it. It was the CEO's office phone. Well, he and his boss could be considered to have a telepathic connection, a mutual attraction.

Zhu Yu opened his office door. The floor he worked on was the top floor of the company, so most of the staff were from the assistant's office and some key company personnel.

"Good morning, Assistant Zhu."

"Assistant Zhu, looking sharp again today."

The colleagues in the office greeted him with enthusiasm.

Zhu Yu looked at the harmonious workplace atmosphere, and the heart that had been hanging in his chest slowly settled a little; at least the atmosphere was decent for now.

"Assistant Zhu, I made you some coffee." A familiar voice drifted over from not far away.

Zhu Yu looked over instinctively. Su Duoduo? This girl, who was completely out of place in the office environment, didn't need guessing to identify. Zhu Yu instinctively stepped back. Crazy woman, back, back, back.

Just as Zhu Yu expected, halfway to him, Su Duoduo tripped over her own feet. Her body tilted, and the coffee in her hand went flying.

"Ah! Assistant Zhu, watch out!!!" Seeing her coffee about to be lost, Su Duoduo performed a spinning leap and miraculously caught the liquid mid-air.

"What the hell!"

Zhu Yu's hand, which had just been raised with a file, trembled as he witnessed this bizarre scene.

My god, does it have to be this absurd?

If you have this kind of ability, why be a female lead? If you'd just opened an acrobatics troupe, you'd be rolling in money by now, wouldn't you?

Zhu Yu was fortunate to have saved his own life, so he quickly fled the scene of the incident and ran toward the CEO's office.

"Hey, Assistant Zhu, your coffee." Su Duoduo looked at the intact coffee in her hand with a smile, but when she turned her head, she only saw Zhu Yu's retreating back and hurriedly called out.

"No need, no need, you drink it." Zhu Yu didn't even look back. This crazy woman was a five-star danger level.

The CEO's office was right next to Zhu Yu's, but the two office doors faced each other and were quite far apart.

As soon as one stepped out of Zhu Yu's office, they could see the staff in the assistant's area, while the door to Shen Jingmo's office faced the area where the company's core technical staff worked.

Therefore, Zhu Yu had to take a detour to reach the door of the CEO's office.

Zhu Yu let out a sigh of relief.

Inside the CEO's office, Shen Jingmo had already spotted Zhu Yu at the door, as the office was designed with glass that was opaque from the outside but transparent from the inside.

--[I don't know how good this female lead's work ability is, but as for acrobatics, she's the only one in the whole company.]

Shen Jingmo observed the Zhu Yu at the door carefully this time and discovered that his mouth hadn't moved or opened, yet the voice was still ringing in his ears.

Could it be that I have mind-reading powers? No, I can't hear anyone else's thoughts. Is it a mind-reading power that only works on my assistant?

And what's this about acrobatics? Watching acrobatics during work hours? Salary deduction!

Self-introduction theater

Zhu Yu: Hello everyone, I am Zhu Yu. Welcome to read my cricket diary (◦˙▽˙◦)

Shen Jingmo: Hello everyone, I am the man who loves this cricket-talker. Welcome to read our story.