Sickly Sweet! Targeted by a Yandere in a Villain Variety Show
Chapter 59

Such a Coincidence? You Need to Pee Too?

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The assistant suddenly heard an odd sound from beside him. He instinctively looked over, then asked in shock, "Director Li, why are you crying?! Thinking about your first love?!"

"First love my ass!" Director Li wiped at the corner of his eye. "Keep it down. If the cameras catch this, your sister-in-law will kill me when I get home!"

The assistant hurriedly covered his mouth and clasped his hands toward the cameras. "Sorry, Sister-in-law. Director Li definitely wasn't thinking about his first love!"

Before he could finish, he got smacked on the back of the head. He immediately turned around in grievance. "Director Li, I'm admitting my mistake and trying to minimize the damage. Why are you hitting me?!"

"You're basically shouting it from the rooftops, you dumbass!" Director Li snapped indignantly.

The assistant sighed, thinking that Director Li was impossible to please. If he didn't get a raise, he definitely wasn't coming back next season!

"I'm moved!" Director Li looked toward the scene of everyone clinking glasses, determined to drink each other to death. "The first season is finally about to wrap up. God knows how I survived this period. Several times, I nearly went to the town hospital to get my heart checked."

"But then again, I'm probably the only one who could keep these villain guests under control. If it were another director, I'm afraid..."

Just as he said that, someone over there shouted,

"Who's afraid of the director? If my family hadn't forced me to sign the contract and forbidden me from causing trouble, I'd have slipped away in a helicopter under cover of darkness!"

"My situation's about the same. The new production I signed with made it a rule that I'm not allowed to curse at the director, or the new drama's off the table."

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