Douluo: Summoning Baldy Strong at the Start
Chapter 1

Summoning Strong Heavenly Emperor

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Brain storage.

"Damn it, Tang San, die for me!"

Qin Feng watched Spirit Hall's downfall on the computer, furious enough to throw a punch at the screen.

"Bzz..."

After a burst of electrical noise, Qin Feng lost consciousness.

"Fuck, my head hurts. Where is this?"

Qin Feng opened his eyes and looked around in confusion. Towering trees stood all around him, and faint roars echoed in the distance.

"Don't tell me I transmigrated!"

The more Qin Feng thought about it, the more certain he became. He had always believed he was the chosen one—when he was little, even dogs would chase him for three miles. Wasn't that proof enough?

"Congratulations, young man. You got it right."

An extremely smug voice rang out in Qin Feng's mind.

"Holy shit, a system!"

Hearing the voice in his head, Qin Feng shouted in delight. Transmigration and a system by his side—if he wasn't invincible, then who was? He was already prepared to slaughter his way through this world.

"Ding! That's right. This system is called the Summoning System. You may summon once every seven days."

"A summoning opportunity has been detected. Would the host like to summon?"

"Summon! Summon!"

Qin Feng hurriedly nodded. This world looked dangerous at a glance. Though he had no idea where he was, being cautious could never hurt.

"Ding! Summoning successful. Congratulations, host, for successfully summoning Bald Strong."

"???"

For a moment, Qin Feng did not know what to say. Was this Summoning System messing with him? Bald Strong? The tree-cutting guy?

"Would the host like to summon?"

"Sigh! Summon him."

Qin Feng sighed. He was already prepared to lie flat. Once Bald Strong arrived, the two of them could make a living by cutting down trees.

"Ding! Summoning successful."

As soon as the words fell, a white ring of light appeared before Qin Feng. A bald man about five feet tall stepped out of it, holding a chainsaw.

"Where is this?"

Bald Strong scratched his head and asked in confusion. One second ago, he had been chased by two stupid bears. How had he ended up here the next second?

"Hey, Brother Strong."

Lying on the ground, Qin Feng greeted the familiar Bald Strong before him.

"Hey!"

Bald Strong felt that this person was strangely familiar. A voice also kept echoing in his mind, one he could not refuse: be loyal to him forever.

"System, where are we?"

Qin Feng could only hope this was a low-martial world. With the two of them and their pathetic skills, surviving even in a low-martial world would be hard enough, let alone a high-martial one.

"Ding! This is Douluo Continent."

"What? Douluo Continent!"

Qin Feng sprang up from the ground, startling Bald Strong beside him. But Qin Feng ignored him; joy had already blossomed in his heart.

Douluo was practically the bottom rung of fantasy worlds. As long as he waited another seven days, Tang San, Tang Hao—every last one of them could go die.

"System, does Bald Strong have a character panel?"

Though he did not have much hope for Bald Strong, the cartoon had accompanied him for over a decade. He still had to show Brother Strong some respect.

Name: Bald Strong Age: 39 Level: Level 95 Super Douluo Martial Soul: Chainsaw, Sniper Rifle Title: Strong Heavenly Emperor Soul Rings: Purple, Purple, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black, Red, Red Evaluation: Strong Heavenly Emperor possessed talent unseen through the ages. Born to fell trees and arrived to answer bears, his life shone with ultimate brilliance, creating endless legends.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!"

Qin Feng's mouth fell open in shock. He had thought Bald Strong was a useless tree cutter, but it turned out he was a tree-cutting powerhouse. Qin Feng had been too short-sighted.

"Mwah! I fucking love you!"

Overwhelmed with excitement, Qin Feng threw his arms around Bald Strong and planted a hard kiss on his gleaming bald head.

"What are you doing? I don't have that kind of hobby!"

Bald Strong shoved Qin Feng away, then disgustedly wiped the saliva from his head. Though he had been single for over thirty years and had fought wits with bears for over thirty years, he could not cross that bottom line.

"Okay, okay, I get it."

The calmed-down Qin Feng answered casually, but his hands still trembled violently. This was the most exciting thing he had ever experienced in his life. Even his first time had not excited him this much.

"Ding! As this is the host's first time binding to the system, the system will additionally award the host a beginner's gift pack."

"Holy shit, really?"

Qin Feng's barely settled emotions surged again. He figured he had used up all the excitement of his lifetime in advance.

"Ding! Would the host like to open it?"

"Open it, open it."

"Ding! Congratulations, host. You have obtained the martial soul Formless Buddha Shadow and one strand of Sun Wukong's hair."

"The host is additionally gifted five ten-thousand-year soul rings."

"System, I understand the martial soul, but what is this strand of Sun Wukong's hair?"

Qin Feng scratched his head in confusion, though he was still somewhat surprised. Sun Wukong was not someone a Titled Douluo could compare to. A single strand of his hair could probably destroy Douluo Continent; its power was obvious.

"Ding! Sun Wukong's hair can summon Sun Wukong's clone to the host's side, allowing it to unleash its greatest power within the limits Douluo Continent can withstand."

"That awesome?"

Qin Feng's eyes widened. This was practically a life-saving divine artifact. Couldn't win? Easy—just call over his Monkey Brother.

"System, open my personal panel."

Name: Qin Feng Age: Fifteen Martial Soul: Formless Buddha Shadow Level: Level 52 Strength-Type Soul King Soul Rings: Black, Black, Black, Black, Black

"Not bad, not bad."

Qin Feng nodded in satisfaction. Though it was not as dazzling as Bald Strong's two martial souls, it was still quite good for him.

"Come on. It's time to settle the score with Tang San."

Qin Feng rubbed his fists together. As long as no god appeared, he was invincible. And even if a god came, could they beat his Monkey Brother?

"Oh, oh."

Bald Strong scratched his head, then pulled an orange safety helmet from nowhere and put it on before following in the direction Qin Feng had left.

"This should be the place."

Qin Feng compared the map, then looked at Soto City before him and nodded with a smile. He was about to meet Tang San. Thinking about it was rather exciting.

"Put away the chainsaw. Don't scare people."

Qin Feng looked at Bald Strong, who was holding his chainsaw and ready to cut down a tree at any moment. Though no one in Douluo Continent would recognize a chainsaw, it was better not to carry it around.

"Oh, oh. Force of habit."

Bald Strong chuckled. He had always needed to guard against those two little bears. Now that the little bears were gone, he was actually a little unaccustomed to it.

"Candied hawthorn skewers for sale..."

"It's so lively!"

Bald Strong looked left and right like he had never seen the world before, leaving Qin Feng speechless. Come on, brother, had they never seen a city before or what?

"Let's eat first. There'll be a big battle tonight."

"A big battle?"

Bald Strong asked in confusion, but did not dwell on it. He felt refreshed now, though without those two stupid bears bothering him, he really did feel a little lonely.

If Qin Feng knew what Bald Strong was thinking, he would definitely look at him with disdain. This was what it meant to be pathetic. When the bears were around, he did not cherish them. Now that they were gone, he missed them. What else could that be?

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