The strongest person below the Tribulation Transcendence Realm! Holy shit, what had he done to deserve this?!
"Stop pulling at it. You'll go bald." Wen Xu couldn't help reaching out to stop him. "Lord Jun came in secret. Don't worry, she doesn't know you made the fireworks."
But he couldn't promise that his big-mouthed master wouldn't tell her.
"...It's over. It's all over." Half of Bian Chunchou's soul seemed to leave his body. "At first, I really was only going to make Dragon-Shaped Fireworks, but then... then..."
Then he'd run out of ideas! There were nine hundred and ninety-nine fireworks, after all. Some bursts had to fire in succession and combine to convey the Divine Dragon's majesty and power, but that still left an enormous number. He wasn't one to cut corners, so later he'd... quietly added four-panel stories. He'd drawn them from The Mind-Reading Dragon Venerable's Demon-Subduing Adventures, which had been wildly popular down the mountain lately. He'd cut and changed parts to fit, but one of the characters was a female cultivator with a Wind Spiritual Root!
"You're saying you even... added..."
Bian Chunchou nodded gravely. "Not just the female cultivator with a Wind Spiritual Root. There's also... a powerful cultivator surnamed Shan from a great sword sect."
Wen Xu sucked in a breath.
"I thought the Dragon Venerable just wanted to amuse herself and watch the excitement, so I..." made a few fireworks to make the dragon happy. But now the fireworks had been given away. Once they went up, wouldn't the entire Cultivation Realm find out...?
He'd die of embarrassment. Absolutely die of embarrassment.
It took Wen Xu a long while to find anything reassuring to say. "It's fine. I'll do my best to smooth things over for you. Martial Aunt Jun is... easy to talk