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Chapter 670

The Underworld's First Inspector

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"Finally showing your displeasure? Heavenly Dao, are you back to normal?" Lord Lao narrowed his eyes.

Far beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens, Yuanshi Tianzun also rose to his feet. "Looks like it. Ever since Hongjun mended the heavens and achieved Dao Integration, the Heavenly Dao has always had preferences, leaning toward a human nature. But after the Immortal-Mortal Separation, it acted completely out of character. Now it's finally showing signs of recovery. A good thing. There were things we didn't dare do before, things we couldn't do, because the situation was unclear. But once the Heavenly Dao recovers, it'll be time to make our move!"

Tathagata narrowed his eyes, lost in thought. The supreme beings were all thinking of other matters, each with plans of his own.

A moment later, the Heavenly Dao's voice rang out again.

"Lu Pan of the Underworld, your Dao Heart is clear and your thoughts unimpeded. You are hereby granted a Golden Immortal Dao Fruit! Divine Office, Divine Office, Divine Office, Divine Office!"

The first half sounded awkward and vague, nothing like the previous announcements, which had been properly worded and made it perfectly clear whether an advancement was granted for merit or a great vow. But this time, everyone was dumbstruck. Lu Pan wanted to die. Clearly, even the Heavenly Dao had no idea how to evaluate him.

As for the second half-what the fuck was that? Lu Pan's heart turned ice-cold.

Indeed, according to the procedure, Lu Pan qualified for an advancement. But the Heavenly Dao couldn't process it. It had neither the program nor the records for this and had absolutely no idea what position to assign him. So it had fucking crashed again.

Had Qin Fen been there, he would have been immensely proud. Who else in all heaven and earth could

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