Surrounded by soft inflatable walls, Gu Yifei had not been hurt too badly. Dizzy, he scrambled to his feet and pointed at Lu Zhi as he cursed, "Are you sick?! Why did you kick me?!"
Lu Zhi smiled faintly and reached up to straighten the white wig on his head. "So it's Teacher Gu. Sorry, I didn't notice. You're tiny, but you jump pretty high. I thought you were a pink flea."
Shen Ranxin: "..."
That was some serious aggression.
Gu Yifei let out a miserable cry and lunged at him with both hands and feet. "Bastard! I'm taking you down with me!!!"
Lu Zhi held out one finger and pressed it against Gu Yifei's forehead.
With ease, he tipped the flailing Princess Gu onto the ground, then raised an eyebrow at Shen Ranxin. "Mr. Dragon, no slacking off at work."
Speechless, Shen Ranxin raised his water gun and fired a water bullet at Gu Yifei.
President Lu lifted his foot and kicked the water bullet, bursting it ten centimeters away from Gu Yifei.
Paint-stained water splashed onto Lu Zhi's heel.
"Looks like Teacher Shen and I are fated by heaven. Since that's the case, let's go."
Gu Yifei hurriedly wrapped himself around Lu Zhi's leg. "You bastard! Shen Ranxin is supposed to catch me! Me! You're not allowed to leave!"
Lu Zhi bent down and whispered something into Gu Yifei's ear.
Gu Yifei instantly broke down and burst into tears. "You're lying! I don't believe you!!"
Lu Zhi easily shook free of Gu Yifei's obstruction, stepped forward, and wrapped an arm around Shen Ranxin's waist. "Darling, shall we go?"
Shen Ranxin said, "No, that's not how this game works. You're supposed to struggle, run away, scream..."
Lu Zhi said, "But I'm willing."
Shen Ranxin said, "...What?"
"I said I'm