Kiss Teacher Shen to Pieces

Shen Ranxin: "..."

Even a gold miner digging for ten years couldn't dig up a piece of pure gold-brained idiocy like Lu Zhi.

This time, President Lu didn't particularly want to get hit. He grabbed the leg Shen Ranxin kicked at him and wickedly lifted it higher. Shen Ranxin immediately lost his balance, tipping backward against the thick tree trunk behind him.

"Lu Zhi!" Shen Ranxin angrily yanked at his own foot. "Can you put even a little serious thought into that fucking brain of yours?!"

Lu Zhi braced a hand against the tree and looked at him. "I do. Kissing Little Teacher Shen to death is the biggest serious matter of the rest of my life."

Shen Ranxin: "..."

He really wanted to install a toilet in Lu Zhi's head and flush away all the filthy things inside.

But that probably wouldn't work, Shen Ranxin thought. If all the dirty stuff got flushed out, Lu Zhi wouldn't have a brain left.

"Teacher Shen, you're pretty flexible." Lu Zhi rested Shen Ranxin's raised leg on his shoulder and slowly moved closer. "That split is looking awfully seductive."

Shen Ranxin punched Lu Zhi in the waist. "Get lost if you don't want to die, Lu Zhi!"

Lu Zhi brushed the tip of his nose against Shen Ranxin's lips. "How about this? Little Teacher Shen gives me half an hour. For every piece of prey I catch, Little Teacher Shen lets me kiss you for one minute. Deal?"

Shen Ranxin raised a brow. He had already looked around—there wasn't a single living creature nearby. Even if Lu Zhi got lucky and stumbled across something, it would only be one minute.

He'd just treat it like getting bitten by a dog. The important thing was getting enough to complete the task. Letting him