This Is One Cool Boy~

Title: Rebirth: Interstellar Taobao Master

Author: Wu Yi Yoyo

[Synopsis]

When Jing Yi had first transmigrated, he thought he had changed sex.

Because someone told him he would soon marry his male idol and become a widow—and, damn it, a widow before the wedding!

—Happy?! Honored?!

Jing Yi: "..."

But that shameless confession maniac from before wasn't him!

...A widow's life wasn't easy, but that couldn't stump him.

He returned to his old trade and opened a Taobao shop. He had so many skills that even he was scared of himself. Sooner or later, he'd save up enough for a mech!

Then his husband, who had fought a bloody battle and was still alive, came back.

(1) Marriage first, love later; silly, sweet, and fluffy. So sweet, so sweet, so sweet~

(2) The bottom isn't a jokester, and the top is a real male idol. Trust me!

(3) The author updates diligently and is especially reliable. Aren't you little fairies going to give it a try?

Tags: soul transmigration, devoted love, time travel, gourmet food

Keywords: Protagonists: Jing Yi, Qin Meng ┃ Supporting Characters: Aliens~ ┃ Others: modern-day transmigration into the future, gourmet food

Jinjiang Silver Medal Recommendation: When Jing Yi first transmigrated, he thought he had changed sex. Because someone told him he would soon marry his male idol and become a widow—and, damn it, a widow before the wedding. —Will you all wake up already? That shameless confession maniac from before wasn't him!!! ...A widow's life wasn't easy, but that couldn't stump him. He returned to his old trade and opened a Taobao shop. He had so many skills that even he was scared of himself. Sooner or later, he'd save up enough for a mech! Then his husband, who had fought a bloody battle and was still alive, came back. Told with humor, this novel recounts a hilarious interstellar romance. A domineering general who faked his death for a mission and a little fairy with the face of a concubine come vividly to life through the author's gentle storytelling. Readers who enjoy marriage-first, love-later stories should not miss it.

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Chapter 1: This Is One Cool Boy~

One moment, he had been struck head-on by a truck driving the wrong way. Even his wheelchair had been smashed to pieces, and he himself had been sent flying. The last thing he saw was the truck driver's face shifting from drowsiness to terror.

The next moment, he found himself kneeling on a doorknob half his height, hanging himself. A rope of unknown material was tightly cinched around his neck. At first, Jing Yi hadn't processed what was happening and struggled desperately, but the more he struggled, the tighter the rope became. It nearly used up the last breath in his chest.

Fortunately, Jing Yi was the type to grow calmer the more dangerous things became. He first confirmed that this wasn't a murder scene—there was no one else in the room besides him. Then, suppressing the instinct to struggle desperately in the face of death, he groped for the knot in the rope with both hands... It was an ordinary dead knot, nothing difficult. Jing Yi undid it in less than a second. After freeing himself, he tossed the rope aside and collapsed on the floor, panting desperately after narrowly escaping death.

His throat and chest throbbed with dull pain, and stars danced before his eyes. It took all his effort to suppress the urge to vomit.

Five minutes later, Jing Yi finally opened his eyes and looked around.

It was a luxurious yet... bizarre room. Its décor intertwined broad swaths of black and red. The walls were inlaid with terrifying-looking masks, dark vines, twisted portraits, and the like. The lighting was dim. Not far from him stood a beautiful bronze stand holding dark red candles. The decadent fragrance permeating the air was probably the scent of the burning candles.

Jing Yi frowned. This kind of environment was utterly incompatible with him.

—He had been hit by a truck. Why hadn't he died? Why had he ended up hanging himself in such a bizarre place instead?

Jing Yi lowered his head and examined himself.

No blood...

But he was wearing a dress.

The dress was black and red as well, with a voluminous skirt decorated with layers of lace. He also wore white knee-high socks and black low-cut leather shoes.

His Taobao shop sold dresses in this style too, categorized as lolita fashion. Though he couldn't appreciate this kind of two-dimensional beauty, some people liked it and were willing to spend money on it. Selling one was enough to cover a month's food expenses, so he had been quite happy to sew them.

But he had never imagined that one day he would see such a dress on himself!

The impact of that sight was even greater than waking up in this bizarre room while hanging himself!

First of all, these definitely weren't his legs! He had been unable to walk since childhood and needed a wheelchair to get around. How could he possibly have such a pair of long, straight, well-proportioned legs?

Second, if they weren't his legs, why were they attached to his body? Transmigration? And a sex change?!

As a Taobao shop owner who spent all day at his computer waiting for business, it was impossible for him to know nothing about certain concepts.

If someone had the luck to be reborn in another body after death, he believed few people would refuse such a wonderful thing. But after being a man for over twenty years, was he going to be a woman from now on?

Jing Yi's mind was in complete turmoil. Trembling, he reached out to feel his chest first.

Flat, so was he a flat-chested loli?

Gritting his teeth, he silently repeated that he wasn't a pervert and wasn't being lewd as he lifted his skirt—