Rebirth of an Interstellar Taobao Shop Owner
Chapter 3

He Had a Face That Defied Description

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First, he had to stand up! After all, the difference in height affected one's imposing presence too much. Jing Yi shamelessly pretended he had forgotten about the Lolita dress he was wearing and swayed over to brace himself against the wall.

As for why he had to stand against the wall—he had too little experience with standing and always felt like he might topple over at any moment. This way was a little steadier.

Second, he had to righteously and sternly make his position clear to the two ladies: Look carefully, he was a man! Marrying... no, marrying a dead male idol—did that make any sense?

Finally, he had to politely ask the two ladies to leave first. He needed to change clothes, thank you.

Actually putting those three points into practice was nowhere near as easy as he had imagined.

As he stood up, a breeze from the hallway outside drifted in and stirred his skirt. Jing Yi deeply hated how sharp his sense of smell was, because he seemed to catch the scent of some kind of liquid—hopefully those two ladies were nose-blind, amen—whatever, he would pretend not to know.

But that was not the worst part.

The worst part was that once he was standing properly and wanted to speak, he sorrowfully discovered that the damn aftereffects of hanging had left his throat not only swollen and painful, but unable to squeeze out a single word!

Jing Yi's face immediately turned blue from holding it in, then red.

The two ladies' faces took on expressions of understanding and loving indulgence.

"Every child about to marry the one they love is this adorable... Shall we take our leave first and stop disturbing him?" Jing Yi's stepmother covered her mouth as she laughed. "As for the wedding arrangements, shall we discuss them privately, Madam Qin?"

"Exactly so." Madam Qin nodded reservedly, then turned and left under Jing Yi's stepmother's escort.

Jing Yi, crippled in both legs and speech, shakily stretched out an Erkang hand!

The second step had not even been carried out yet! Don't suddenly fast-forward to the third step!

Jing Yi's stepmother thoughtfully used the voice-control system to close his bedroom door for him.

Bang!

After a long silence, Jing Yi shuffled step by step toward the candle that was still stubbornly burning and viciously blew it out.

This was an alien civilization at least a thousand years more advanced than Earth.

Since the calendar had been reset from the time humanity gained the ability to colonize other planets, it was now the year 1786 of the New Star Calendar.

The humans here defined their race by the name of their home planet—the Mi Star people.

After more than a thousand years of development, the inhabitable planets controlled by the Mi Star people had expanded to nine, spanning four star systems and forming a crescent shape.

Two hundred years ago, during their expansion, the Mi Star people discovered an extraordinarily bizarre star system—one planet in this system was almost as large as an ordinary star, and of its seven planets, five actually harbored life! If humanity could settle there, with such an enormous territory, they would strike it rich!

The native creatures had no intelligent species, but they seemed enormous. Creatures over ten meters tall and twenty meters long were everywhere, and even larger ones were not uncommon. But what the hell was the use of being big? They had advanced weapons! And mecha! They could sweep them away in minutes!

Even more tantalizingly, scientists had concluded that these supergiant planets contained many rare resources—minerals, energy, biological materials...

Profit could drive people mad.

The federal government eagerly dispatched an advance squad, only for them to be wiped out the moment they landed.

More and more landing parties were sent afterward, but every time they were completely annihilated. The Mi Star people began to realize that they had gravely underestimated the ferocity of the native species. Even with advanced weapons and mecha, they were still utterly unable to withstand them.

Thus, the situation reached a stalemate. The five newly discovered planets were like a slab of fat meat, spurring the Mi Star people to strive harder. Over the past two hundred years, technology exploded. Though the Mi Star people still could not take that slab of fat meat, they had become capable of getting close enough to sniff it—civilian mercenary groups and small military units occasionally landed in secret and brought back some supplies. If they were not too greedy and truly had the skills, they could make a fortune. Of course, plenty of unlucky people still never returned every year.

The road was winding, but the future was bright. The Mi Star people had always believed that it did not matter if they could not eat that slab of fat meat now; sooner or later, it would be theirs!

Then, fifty years ago, the Mi Star people suddenly discovered another civilization. It was roughly as advanced as they were, and when its reach extended here, the five planets became the point of contact. The moment the two sides met, tensions immediately flared!

Against such a backdrop, the military naturally became an increasingly powerful department with an ever-greater voice.

He Had a Face That Defied Description

Jing Yi fretted for a while, racking his brains as he searched through the background information about this world in his mind. Being a widow before marriage was too evil. No matter what, he had to escape this miserable setup, right?

Know yourself and know your enemy, and you would never be defeated.

But after thinking for ages, he still could not come up with any good solution.

Forget it. He was not in a good state, so he should not force himself. He should take a shower first and clear his head.

His room was large, with an attached bathroom beside it. Inside were a luxurious massage bathtub and fully automatic washing and steaming equipment. The decor was equally bizarre and luxurious, but none of those worldly possessions earned Jing Yi's attention.

He was stunned by the three floor-to-ceiling mirrors!

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