There was no way he would ever use that bookmark on himself.
Being handsome was a good thing. The world might not run entirely on looks, but who would turn down a chance to look a little better?
The problem was that a man couldn't rely on looks alone. A handsome fool was still a fool.
"This is a magic item—the Fly King." Geralt introduced his vacuum cleaner.
He wouldn't always hunt monsters alone, so Geralt had begun letting other people see his magic items.
Monroe and Lolisa had seen plenty of strange things, and they belonged to the monster category themselves. A magic item wasn't about to shock them.
"If you look closely, the Fly King is actually kind of cute." As if responding to Geralt, the Fly King curled its tongue and sent drool flying everywhere.
Monroe and Lolisa swallowed. "Yes, yes. Kind of cute."
They left the woods and met up with Nancy and Claire.
The group returned to the Three Little Pigs Inn.
Nick finished packing and said goodbye to Geralt. Geralt asked why he wasn't staying a couple more days.
That was when he learned Nick wasn't a full-time Demon Hunter. He had a day job.
He was a police officer.
His boss happened to be a warlock, though, and two close colleagues knew his secret. That was how Nick had managed to skip work for an entire month.
More importantly, Nick had a beautiful girlfriend he'd lived with for three years. She didn't know his secret, and if he stayed away much longer, she might become his ex-girlfriend.
Claire sat inside with Simmons fidgeting beside her.
Ever since this boyfriend from the big city had seen Geralt kick a monster flying, he'd been remarkably well-behaved.
Claire patted the table. Once Geralt sat down, she