"Genshin Impact" was an open-world adventure dream produced and published by the Interastral Peace Corporation. It officially launched in Belobog, a city on Jarilo, in Amber Era 2158.
The game took place on a dream planet called Rode, where countless Aetherium Wars Pokémon players had flocked to collect twelve Divine Keys and make their wishes come true.
In this expanse of Memoria, players could trigger Memory Bubbles scattered across the planet, journeying and fighting alongside people from distant times and places.
Along the way, they could search the wilderness for "ancient steles," "books," "weapons," "story clues," and anything else that looked worthless, then exchange their finds with the Interastral Peace Corporation for real-world credits.
Friendly reminder: every city-state had a Church of Destiny. Participants could have their resources appraised and exchanged near a church.
"Safe? Of course you don't need to worry about safety. We work closely with The Family on Penacony, and Ms. Herta of the Genius Society has confirmed that nothing happening in this special expanse of Memoria will cause substantial harm in reality."
Jade answered the reporter in front of the camera. "At worst, players will feel a little tired. That's why we recommend resting for at least two hours after dying before logging back in."
"So many bugs! So many bugs!"
"What's wrong with these plants?! Stop crawling into my mouth, mmph, mmph, mmph."
"My life's greatest achievement: declaring war on an Aeon! Tatakae!"
"Long live Destiny! Hmph, hah, aaaaaah!"
"Gah! I want to play Genshin Impact! Let me go, I want to play Genshin Impact!!!"
The camera shifted and zoomed past the beautiful woman to the rear. Several people in company uniforms were strapped to stretchers, struggling as they shouted things no one could understand.
The camera shook, clattered as though it had fallen to