Lazing Through the Heavens to Become an Emperor
Chapter 667

The Foremost Moocher off the Old and Tormentor of the Young

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Black Emperor had severed his cultivation and started anew, which could be considered attaining the Dao in his second lifetime. Once he reached the Great Saint Realm, his Dao Fruit was extraordinary. With every breath, the essence of the sun, moon, and starry rivers surged toward him. The claim that ancient Great Saints could suppress an entire region was no idle boast-they truly possessed the strength to hold the sun and moon and pluck the stars.

Essence as vast as an ocean gathered around him. Big Black Dog sat cross-legged in midair, his bearing solemn and majestic, and rather ostentatious. Then, the very next moment, he abruptly stood, took several steps like the Buddha, and proclaimed, "Above heaven and beneath heaven, Black Emperor alone reigns supreme!"

"That really blinded my dog eyes!"

Countless Saints from beyond the region shook their heads and sighed, while innumerable female cultivators closed their eyes, unable to bear the sight.

Black Emperor's glossy, gleaming fur had been completely blasted apart by his Great Saint Heavenly Tribulation, leaving him looking like a shar-pei. Fortunately, the golden underpants fashioned from Quasi-Emperor Teng Snake's divine hide were sturdy. Otherwise, a Great Saint streaking naked today would have been destined to enter the annals of history.

After all, Big Dipper now hosted a gathering of myriad races and a multitude of Great Saints. Once some sensational news spread, even tens of thousands of years could not erase it. It would be remembered for a million years, and the legend of his naked dash might even survive into the next epoch.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!"

Black Emperor looked down and noticed something was wrong. In a rare moment, his old face flushed red. He breathed in the essence of the heavens, then shook himself, regrowing a full coat of fur. Every

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