Mr. Paradox

In the lower levels of the TVA, at the Timeline Oversight Center.

It had been quite some time since Deadpool suddenly vanished.

Mr. Paradox sat in the main seat, issuing orders.

"Still haven't found that Deadpool?"

"We haven't found any trace of him within the observable universe, sir."

"Then keep looking!"

Mr. Paradox stuffed two wads of tissue into his nostrils to stop the nosebleed Deadpool had given him with a punch.

Speaking in a London accent, he said, "I invited him to join the TVA and gave him a chance to make something of himself!"

"But not only did he fail to humbly thank me, he broke my nose and dug up the corpse of my hero, Wolverine!"

"Find him before the Time Crusher finishes rebooting!"

"I'll make him watch his own world be destroyed with his own eyes!"

Mr. Paradox viciously yanked the tissues from his nose and threw them onto the floor.

Just then.

A voice came from behind him.

"X-Force Team Two, move out!"

It was Deadpool's voice!

Everyone turned to look. An orange portal had appeared behind Mr. Paradox.

Besides Deadpool, there seemed to be other people on the other side of the portal.

"X-Force Team Two? You have a Team One too?" It was a familiar voice, sounding like Spider-Man.

"Yeah... I think there was something like that." It was Deadpool.

"You think? Why do you sound so strange? Where did they all go?"

"They went somewhere very far away."

"Damn it, your first team isn't already completely dead, is it?"

"Actually, only most of them are dead. My Peter and I are still alive."

"Are you serious? Damn it, I think we should get a new captain!"

"No, no, no! Listen to me, this time I—"

"How long are you going to keep