"You killed him?" The Little Spiders gathered around Deadpool.
Gwen put her hands on her hips. "That guy looked like the highest-ranking person here, right? So we just took down the big boss?"
"No, how can you say I killed him?!"
Deadpool staggered back in shock and leaned against Leon's shoulder as if seeking comfort.
"He clearly ran into this vibrating stick himself and went to heaven to find redemption!"
He very naturally placed his hand on Leon's chest again.
"He clearly realized under my guidance just how terribly wrong he'd been, so he could only choose death to atone for his sins... My God, these pecs really are... Pfft!"
Before Deadpool could finish, Leon blew his head apart.
The scene was not too bloody, because Leon used the Biological Force Field to make Deadpool's head explode very peacefully.
Before Deadpool's "corpse" fell, he casually wiped his hands on it.
"I think Deadpool needs to repent properly too. Better hope there really is a God who can cleanse Deadpool's soul with his pure butt cheeks."
Leon took the Time Cutting Stick that had slipped from Deadpool's hand and casually began dismantling it.
The Spider-Men watched in astonishment as Deadpool's body, topped by a mush-like head, collapsed to the floor.
No matter how strong Deadpool's healing factor was, there was no way he could survive something like that, right?
Leon had actually just...
As they stood there stunned, they noticed that the pile of mush was rapidly coming back together. Deadpool was obviously still alive.
"So disgusting." Gwen had been about to cry out in alarm a second ago, but her tone swiftly turned disgusted.
"I agree. It's disgusting, whether he's alive or dead." Holland Spider nodded.
Garfield Spider examined Deadpool carefully. "I don't understand. Didn't he introduce himself by saying