This Is How My Trainer and I Are Mind and Body as One

[Number One Blitz Trainer]: Hmm...

[Festival Girl]: Makes sense.

[Fierce Little Horse]: Some of these comments sound suspicious. I say we investigate.

[Supersonic B70]: Shouldn't Gold Ship be the one under investigation?!

Once Gold Ship brought Zhou Yuang to her place, she promptly tossed him onto a bed.

Wait. Isn't something off here?

"Gold Ship, don't you think something's wrong?"

Zhou Yuang looked at Gold Ship lying beside him and rubbed his chin.

"What's wrong?"

At some point, Gold Ship had changed out of her clothes and ear covers and into red bathrobe-style pajamas. She looked every inch the perfect woman as she gazed calmly at Zhou Yuang.

If I could wake up every day with a beauty like her beside me...

[Hates Flashes and Manic Guys]: Expletive expletive expletive What do you two think you're doing?! AT, kick Gold Ship off that bed!!!

The damage this would do to the Uma Musume watching the livestream was incalculable!

I'm furious! McQueen is a Training objective and the next romance target, so I can tolerate her. But Gold Ship, why are you sleeping beside him?!

Air Groove hammered out messages, her blood pressure soaring.

"Sure thing."

Seeing Air Groove's barrage of ever-so-graceful comments, Zhou Yuang didn't think twice. He kicked Gold Ship straight off the bed.

[Number One Gray Coat Beauty on Mars]: I unlocked the achievement for sleeping beside AT for five seconds! I've beaten 99% of the Uma Musume at Tracen Academy!

You should try it too!

Gold Ship was a little miffed at seeing herself kicked to the floor after just five seconds beside Zhou Yuang.

Like the cheerful host of a children's craft show, she delivered a line that seemed to invite every other Uma Musume to give it a try.

[Hates Flashes and Manic Guys]: Well