If an Uma Musume Is Willing, Who Are You to Object?

"Agnes Digital, do you like Uma Musume?"

Zhou Yuang changed tack and started with Agnes Digital's favorite subject.

"I love them!"

No joke. No Uma Musume loved Uma Musume more than Agnes Digital. If one did, she had to be one of the Three Goddesses.

"What kind of Uma Musume do you like?"

"Well..."

"Long hair, short hair, Chestnut, Gray Coat, Bay—you like them all, right?"

"Yes, yes! I love every kind of Uma Musume."

"But if you had to pick a favorite, you'd have a hard time choosing, wouldn't you?"

"Well... yes."

Agnes Digital was the queen of supporting everyone.

She loved Uma Musume. Her rule was simple: if an Uma Musume existed, she was her devoted fan.

That meant she backed every Uma Musume there was. The names and details of every Uma Musume at Tracen were stored in her head like an electronic database.

Mention a name, and she could immediately tell you all about her.

And that wasn't all. If she could help, she would. If it would make an Uma Musume happy, she would do it.

"As for me, I want to marry an Uma Musume. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized one Uma Musume could never satisfy me."

Zhou Yuang began laying out his case. Every Uma Musume present froze at those words.

But he was only getting started.

"Wait! You're—"

You insatiable fiend!

Digital was about to scold Zhou Yuang when she saw him sitting on the table, launching into his performance like a speaker addressing a crowd.

"Everyone, I love Uma Musume."

"I love Uma Musume. I really love Uma Musume. Uma Musume are what I love most!"

"I love Gray Coats, Chestnuts, Bays, Dark Bays, Black Bays..."

"I love how Uma Musume look when they run—the