Your Health Bar Is Poking Me in the Face

The next day.

At the Crazy Zoo, in the Ocean Zone.

"Darling, a friend's come to see you!"

They hadn't seen each other in days.

The Shark King's muscles were still as firm and beautifully defined as ever, and that smooth, fair skin was downright dazzling.

Mr. Qipa, on the other hand, still had dark circles, a pale face, and a scruffy beard. In short, the Goji Berry Rice Wine was keeping him in a state of not quite dead, barely alive. "Brother, what brings you here?"

Chen Feng's eyes darted around.

The low-EQ version was: I came looking for a skilled technician who won't charge me.

The high-EQ version was: "To see the famous Scientist, of course!"

The Shark King knew next to nothing about science. Before long, boredom set in, and the Shark King swayed away, big tail in tow.

As soon as the Shark King was gone.

Chen Feng lowered his voice. "I don't get it. With your talent and those handsome-older-man looks, you could have any beautiful woman you wanted. Why chase after a fish?"

Mr. Qipa waved a hand. "It's fine. If two hearts are meant to last, why should taxonomic boundaries matter?"

Chen Feng swept his Divine Sense over Mr. Qipa and warned, "But you can't even get it up anymore!"

You never told a man he couldn't get it up.

Mr. Qipa stubbornly refused to admit it. "You say I can't, so I can't? You quack!"

Chen Feng gave him a mysterious smile. "Look at you, getting all worked up. I never said I couldn't cure you."

"A miracle doctor!" Mr. Qipa dropped to his knees on the spot. "If you can cure me, I'll do anything for you. Risk my life, let you have your way with me—anything."

Chen Feng took out