Douluo: Shrek Seven Devils Showdown—Yuhao and Wulin Rebel!
Chapter 4

This Huo Yuhao Wasn't Right!!!

1,423 words•5 min read•9 views
7h ago•

The footage appeared on the Heavenly Screen.

Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"What the hell? Which little hater of an editor got to put videos on the Heavenly Screen?"

"Are you really not afraid of the God King? You're already on the Way to Die!"

The words "Revive, my love" at the very end all but confirmed it for Huo Yuhao: whoever had edited this video was definitely a little hater.

But then he heard the lines "Pain. It hurts so much."

"Oh, so it's the Tang Sect's senior brother. That explains it."

The Douluo I Era.

The Heaven Dou Empire's imperial palace.

Crown Prince Xue Qinghe could no longer sit still. He shot to his feet.

"Tang San! Asura God and Sea God, Dual Godhood in one!"

"An enemy of Spirit Hall!!"

"Damn it, why? Just because his wife is beautiful???"

"Wait, don't tell me Bibi Dong got tired of useless old men and started going after women, only to provoke him????"

The Three Upper Sects, the Two Great Empires, and everyone else in the Douluo I Era stared at the Heavenly Screen in surprise. In the future it showed, Sea God Tang San would attack Spirit Hall—and Spirit Hall had even stolen his wife.

"Isn't the Pope of Spirit Hall a woman?"

"Sea God Tang San's beloved is beautiful, sure, but would she really abduct her??"

"Impossible! Spirit Hall is so righteous. It awakens our Martial Souls and tests our Soul Power for free, and keeps Soul Masters from doing evil. How could it abduct someone's beloved???"

Spirit Hall.

Qian Daoliu could no longer sit still either.

"Damn it. How could this happen?"

"Spirit Hall will clash with Sea God Tang San in the future??"

"Why would Spirit Hall steal his wife? Bibi Dong isn't that kind of person. Even if she steps down in the future, Xue'er will succeed her as Pope. Could it be that Xue'er has spent so long pretending to be a man that she's actually developed a..."

Qian Daoliu clenched his fists, anguish on his face.

He had never imagined such an enormous future crime would be dumped on Spirit Hall's shoulders.

It was the only reason he could think of for Spirit Hall to abduct the future Sea God Tang San's beloved.

"Damn it. No matter what... Xue'er is the angel bloodline's only descendant."

"I have to rein her in. I'll summon her back at once and make her break this bad habit!"

The Douluo II Era, Peerless Tang Sect.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! So this is Lord Sea God Tang San?"

"I heard Lord Tang San loved only one person from beginning to end—his beloved Xiao Wu. I never thought Lord Sea God had endured so much before becoming a god."

The Douluo III Era, Legend of the Dragon King.

"As expected of the First Generation. He took on an entire faction alone... But what faction is Spirit Hall? Does it even exist?"

Inside the Comparison Space.

Tang San stared blankly at the empty space around him. Bored, he sat cross-legged and began circulating the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

The instant he entered the Comparison Space, his connection to the Heavenly Screen outside had been cut off. Naturally, he had no idea he would become a god bearing both the Asura God and Sea God godhoods.

The Douluo II Era, the Peerless Tang Sect period.

"The first chosen person has entered the Comparison Space. I should be next, right?"

Huo Yuhao looked up at the Heavenly Screen showing his own future.

Hum!

The next instant, a dazzling golden light descended.

[Second chosen person: born of ten thousand years of the Douluo World's fortune. Of the world's ten shares of fortune, he claimed twelve, leaving everyone else owing him two. A pawn in a certain God King's ten-thousand-year scheme, the starting point of the world's tragedy. He held supreme fortune yet became a joke; the God King's live-in son-in-law. Though he could have grown into a First-Level God, he acknowledged a Second-Level God as his ancestor. Number One...]

Just as he was about to enter the Comparison Space, Huo Yuhao heard this introduction in his mind. His face darkened further and further as a surge of hostility rose within him.

"Damn you, little hater! If you're going to introduce me, say something fucking good!"

Meanwhile, everyone who heard the second chosen person's introduction was dumbfounded.

They stared at the Heavenly Screen, enormous question marks springing up in their minds.

"What the fuck does it mean, born of ten thousand years of fortune? The world has ten shares, he takes twelve, and we owe him two?"

"A pawn in a ten-thousand-year scheme? The starting point of the world's tragedy? The God King's live-in son-in-law???"

"Interesting. Is this what ten thousand years of fortune gets you? I wouldn't bother watching anything ordinary, but someone who held the world's fortune and still ended up a laughingstock of a live-in son-in-law? Someone who could've become a First-Level God but called a Second-Level God his ancestor? Someone who played a winning hand into dust? I have to see what that's like."

Everyone in the Douluo II Era was dumbfounded. They didn't know who Huo Yuhao was.

Nor did they know what he would accomplish in the future, because the Heavenly Screen hadn't finished.

All they had seen was the Heavenly Screen declare Huo Yuhao the bearer of the Douluo World's accumulated fortune of ten thousand years. His fortune defied the heavens.

How had someone holding ten thousand years of the Douluo World's fortune become a joke?

[Error... Error... Error detected. Fortune-bearing individual has deviated from the predetermined ending. Extracting future highlights to complete the future footage!]

As Huo Yuhao entered the Comparison Space, the Heavenly Screen began to reveal images of his future.

``` [Divine Realm

A man in a sea-blue robe, a trident flashing incessantly on his forehead, watched with a smile as a black-haired youth with Spirit Eyes knelt before a burly middle-aged man.

The image flickered: bloodred, then clear, bloodred, then clear... until a demonic laugh pierced the barriers between worlds and reached the depths of every heart.

"Heh... heh... hehahahahaha!!!"

Crack!

The images of Huo Yuhao's future shattered.

The scene flashed to a ruined valley. A boy stood drenched in blood, his bloodred eyes terrifying. The entire valley lay ravaged, corpses strewn everywhere.

Beneath the boy's feet lay dense piles of Evil Soul Master corpses.

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Summer. Cicadas sang. Blood stained the skies above the vast White Tiger Duke's Mansion. Corpses lay everywhere, and blood coated every corner. Across its thousands of acres, not even a chicken or dog had been spared. The ground had been dug three feet deep; even the earthworms had been pulled out and split lengthwise.

Broken, scattered images flashed one after another, each gruesome. The footage was frighteningly quiet. Not a sound escaped it.

The Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Tournament, Star Luo Empire, Shrek, Heaven Dou Empire, Body Sect, Dou Ling Empire, Sun Moon Empire...

Then that demonic laugh rang out once more.

"Hehahahahaha!!!"

"Soul-Tethered Dreams..."

"From this moment forth, I, Huo Yuhao, shall establish my path as the Peerless True Lord and break the level-one-hundred limit. All who reach level one hundred may become gods!"

In the Divine Realm, everyone once again saw the man in the blue robe, the trident blazing on his forehead, and the burly middle-aged man. The next instant, Huo Yuhao tore the burly man apart with his bare hands!

A great battle erupted...

Huo Yuhao was plainly losing, until a golden beam shot between heaven and earth and a voice rang out from far across the Divine Realm.

"From this moment forth, I, Tang Wulin, shall establish my path as the Dragon King True Lord and break the level-one-hundred limit. All who reach level one hundred may become gods!"

The images flashed again, one after another.

"Hehehehahaha! Soul-Tethered Dreams, Winds and Clouds Roil! Corpse Puppets, explode! Divine corpses, explode! Explode, explode, explode!!!"

The images everyone had seen before returned. Wave after wave of enormous explosions burst outward.

In the dim Undead World sat seven figures in the distance. Huo Yuhao sat at their head. A young woman held the Golden Dragon Spear; the third was a boy holding Cicada Song; the fourth was a young man embracing and kissing a Corpse Puppet. There were also a white-haired brother and sister with mismatched eyes, and someone carrying a great moon on their back.]

"Something's wrong with this Huo Yuhao!!!"

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki