Douluo: I Founded Teyvat Academy, and the World Found Out
Chapter 41

New Ranking, Iconic Moments Ranking

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The sudden words stunned Su Yun.

Turning around, he saw Paimon floating right beside him.

Su Yun could no longer hold back, pulling Paimon into his embrace.

"Little one, I've missed you so much!"

Paimon struggled for a moment, poking her head out to keep from suffocating, and only then said:

"Traveler! I've missed you a lot too, hey. Ever since you came here, I haven't been able to contact you at all.

Later on, I went to look for Tartaglia, and Tartaglia helped me search for ages and ages; then there was Arosha, Voyanissa, and Odette—we searched for a long, long time and still couldn't find you."

Su Yun stroked Paimon's head, let go, and said apologetically:

"Sorry, little Paimon, I didn't know why I suddenly crossed over to this side either."

Paimon floated up, crossed her arms, and hummed:

"Hmph hmph, unless you treat me to a meal—ah no, five delicious meals, I'm never forgiving you."

Su Yun couldn't help himself and poked Paimon's head. Paimon said with her mouth that she'd only forgive him if he treated her, but in reality, she basically always ate meals with Su Yun.

"There are still some desserts on the table. If you don't eat them soon, Columbina is going to..."

Before Su Yun could finish, he looked at the completely empty dining table and felt a bit baffled.

"I clearly remember there being a few cakes just a moment ago?"

Columbina wiped the cake crumbs from the corner of her mouth and said with a blank expression:

"Ah? Su Yun, did you see wrong? Also, little Paimon, long time no see~"

Paimon's cheeks puffed up:

"Columbina, you stole my snacks again! Last time you even framed Black Egg!"

Sandrone couldn't help laughing out loud; she also knew about "Black Egg" Ningning.

The last time she went to the moon, she had also seen that box Paimon left behind.

According to Sandrone, Paimon had left all of her Dragon Cookies right here.

It was just a pity that Black Egg ultimately still completed its mission, becoming the carrier for a signal and launching out into the universe.

Columbina looked up at the Sky Screen with some sadness. Why had the first two been featured in the reviews, but not her alone, even though she was clearly among the gods?

Paimon's arrival made everyone happy; she was like the ultimate pet of the group.

She stayed right by Su Yun's side the entire time, inseparable, acting practically as his voicebox.

"Hey, Traveler, look—the Sky Screen up in the sky is changing, ya!"

[The Top Ten Iconic Moments Ranking is about to be announced. Rankings are in no particular order, and all who make the list will receive rewards.]

[This ranking is divided into two sub-rankings: the Douluo Continent Ranking and the Teyvat Ranking.]

The scene shifted, beginning the preview for the new ranking.

First was the "Douluo Continent" ranking. In the image, Yu Xiaogang was walking with Tang San through the Soul Hunting Forest.

The two suddenly stopped in front of a piece of Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo.

Yu Xiaogang patted the Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo and plotted right in front of it:

"This is a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo. Its trait is toughness, but it's a shame the age is too low. If we don't find a suitable Soul Beast, we'll absorb it as an alternate choice."

As soon as the scene ended, the crowd over on Douluo Continent who had been watching the gossip burst out laughing.

[Are you kidding me, bro? Picking a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo for the future Sea God?]

[Awesome, just awesome. Saying you're adding a Soul Beast to your alternatives right to its face, and this Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo didn't even whip you.]

[Dogs wouldn't even spare a glance at a Ten-Year Soul Ring, alright?]

[Yu Xiaogang: Shut up, what do you know? This solitary bamboo is extremely suitable for Little San's Blue Silver Grass; the plant branch should absorb plant branches!]

[Yu Xiaogang: I am the number one theoretical Grandmaster of Douluo Continent! Listen to me and you can't go wrong!]

Yu Xiaogang's title of "Grandmaster" really did bluff quite a few people, but some people knew Yu Xiaogang's true background.

[Ning Rongrong: You're just a good-for-nothing driven out of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. If you don't have the ability to hunt a hundred-year Soul Beast, just say so.]

[Ning Rongrong: If you put even a shred of effort in, I don't believe there wouldn't be a hundred-year plant Soul Beast in the Soul Hunting Forest.]

Yu Xiaogang was retorted by Ning Rongrong and instantly got a bit flustered and exasperated, typing defensively:

[Yu Xiaogang: Don't you all forget, I cultivated a god! If my cultivation methods had issues, how did Little San become a god?]

This sentence instantly choked Ning Rongrong into silence.

Thinking about it carefully, there really was no flaw: if his cultivation methods had issues, how did Tang San become a god?

Meanwhile, Su Yun, having read the original work, had a twitching mouth. A god? I fucking cultivated a god?

Did you not see that when Tang San resurrected Xiao Wu, he didn't hesitate for even a single second before sacrificing his first four Soul Rings?

He acted as if he was terrified he wouldn't get the chance.

The iconic moments on the Douluo Continent side finished playing, and now it was Teyvat's turn.

Tang San's set of theories just now was completely incomprehensible to the people of Teyvat.

What on earth did it mean to absorb this piece of Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo?

Fortunately, there was still the Teyvat ranking.

The scene slowly unfolded, and Zhongli appeared in everyone's field of vision.

Looking at that background, Su Yun instantly had a bad premonition.

Dead memories began to violently attack him.

Words began to appear on the white background.

Wandering the Mortal World.

God of Contracts.

Starrock Destruction.

The 'Emperor' Without a Wallet.

Liyue's Poorest Combat Power.

Word after word manifested, yet the scene abruptly cut off.

Su Yun had already anticipated what this was. How the hell did they drag fan creations into this too?

He looked at Guizhong beside Zhongli, who wore a puzzled expression, and then looked at Zhongli, who wore an equally puzzled expression.

Let's hope Zhongli can still keep a straight face tomorrow...

Anyway, Su Yun couldn't keep his straight face anymore.

Before it had even started, Su Yun wanted to laugh.

The two clearly noticed that Su Yun had been holding back his laughter all along. Zhongli couldn't help but frown, speaking up:

"Little friend, do you happen to know something about this?"

Su Yun waved his hand, his shoulders still shaking.

Guizhong hopped over to Su Yun's side, saying with a cheeky smile: "Traveler, tell me in secret, I won't tell Zhongli."

She didn't know Su Yun; she had only heard this title from Zhongli.

Su Yun resolutely refused, shaking his head frantically.

Paimon was extremely curious too, grabbing Su Yun's hair and shaking him as she said:

"Aiya, Traveler, just tell me, tell me! Don't play the riddle-generator style!!!"

Su Yun firmly covered his mouth. This absolutely could not be said; it couldn't be described, and they could only watch it for themselves.

Seeing Su Yun acting like a riddle-generator and knowing she couldn't pry open his mouth, Paimon huffed angrily and ran over to Columbina's side to eat snacks together.

Definitely not because Columbina's embrace was softer.

Su Yun felt a bit envious just looking at them. Sometimes he wished he could be Paimon, able to burrow into whoever's embrace whenever he wanted.

Su Yun stretched lazily. The announcement of this ranking would probably have to wait until tomorrow; taking advantage of the fact that there was still time, he should hurry up and do the main quest.

Otherwise, if the God of Fun felt like he was slacking off, it wouldn't be fun anymore.

"Ningguang, that poster we made earlier can be hung up now too."

Ningguang had been ready for a long time and snapped her fingers.

Instantly, a dozen flying Soul Masters at the door pulled a huge poster that slowly rose into the air.

Su Yun leaned against the window and looked out at the poster.

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