Bibi Dong's Unhappiness

"My damn sexual orientation is normal too. But ever since I died and came back to life at six, my body hasn't been warm. I'm a living corpse. Pretty girls still make my heart race, but I can't get it up!" Gui Mei said, sounding a little unhinged. "Now my Martial Soul has separated from my body. I'm truly alive, and I can get it up..."

"Gui Mei, shut your mouth! One more dirty joke and I'll cripple you myself. Then you'll never get it up again!" Ling Yuan Douluo snapped from the side.

At her words, Gui Mei instinctively clamped his legs together. Cold sweat broke out across his back, and he fell silent.

"Yue Guan, hurry up and eat your Immortal Herb. Once I've finished absorbing mine, take your nonsense outside. Stop milling around in front of me." Ling Yuan Douluo turned her gaze on Yue Guan.

Yue Guan immediately composed himself, took out the Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum, and ate it with great elegance. Then he sat cross-legged and began circulating his power to absorb it. His Martial Soul, the Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum, bloomed behind him. As he absorbed the herb's medicinal effects, its yellow center slowly turned purple-gold.

At last, Yue Guan's Martial Soul, the Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum, transformed into the Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum Emperor, and he looked even more beautiful than before.

"Uncle Yue, you've gotten prettier. Looks like Uncle Gui might have other ideas now," Huang Tieyi teased when Yue Guan stood up.

"A Yi, shut up! Are you asking for a beating?" Yue Guan pulled a mirror from his Space Ring. Admiring his beautiful reflection, he shot Huang Tieyi a glare.

Ling Yuan Douluo stared at the more beautiful Yue Guan, her eyes full of envy. "What does a man