Oh-ho, up she went~
Wooden Door Bro activated his Martial Soul again and again, using spatial teleportation to put more and more distance between them.
Behind him, Zhou Yi was tied to a gigantic kite, whimpering nonstop around two stinking socks that had been pulled off who knew whose feet and stuffed into her mouth.
She was still bound by a Level 3 Soul Tool, the Restriction Lock, which could severely limit its wearer's Soul Power.
~Still an idiot flying a kite!
Red Moon Bro flipped through the school rules. Plenty of students and teachers had seen them along the way,
but anyone who dared intervene had been subdued.
Today was carnival day at Shrek Academy!
"Come on, let's see what's next."
"'No beating up teachers.' Done that one?"
"'Do not steal the school's manhole covers or the academy's rubber running track to sell in Shrek City.'"
"The manhole covers are out, and they're still tearing up the track. They'll finish before long. Those freshmen Zhou Yi tricked into nearly dropping out are furious.
They're tearing into it like rabid dogs."
"'No using low-altitude Flying Soul Tools inside the academy.'"
Red Moon Bro looked up. Zhou Yi had already taken care of that one for them.
How could a human-powered kite not count as a flying device?
"'Do not water Dean of Instruction Wang Yan's money tree.'"
Red Moon Bro read the rule aloud. Beside him, Mantis Bro was holding a Money Tree taller than himself.
They shared a wicked grin. Mantis Bro wound up and hurled the Money Tree, sending it neatly into Sea God Lake.
The massive thing hit the water but raised only a ripple. In a diving competition, that would have earned full marks.
"'No swimming in Shrek Lake~'"
That one was too lame. Blind Bro